Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Have you seen it??? R.T's Sci Films - pt 2

Read - Part 1, Part 3, Part 4
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Continuing on from last post about Rotten Tomatoes 100 Best Reviewed Sci Fi Films we get into a bit more of the nitty gritty with #74 and up. I have to admit after finishing the last post I snuck a look ahead and it was NOT AT ALL what I expected to see... And then upon looking at their criteria for their choices I'm kind of more confused than ever. They say: "In order to get a nice mix of old and new flicks, we used a weighted system that factors both the Tomatometer and the number of reviews. Some weren't well reviewed enough to make the cut (tough break, Tron), and others didn't have enough reviews to qualify (sorry, Stalker)." I mean are these really the best reviewed films?! Really?! Somehow I thought popular turth would look different thanh this...

We'll get into some of the surprises later though, for now on with the show...

#74 - Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH is based on Jules Verne's 1864 novel. A scientist heads out on a treacherous journey to the center of the earth. With him are an intrepid student, an Icelandic guide and the widow of a geologist who steals his information in an attempt to beat him to the earth's core. Along the way the group are confronted by all manner of dangerous obstacles: excessive heat and cold, gale force winds, and tremendous floods.

I actually think I might've sen this at one point... I know for sure I read the book. I should see this again.

#73 - Alphaville (1965)
A bizarre space-chase across a glass and metal landscape of futuristic Paris--here called Alphaville--is the movie's premise. Creating a dystopian "tomorrow" characterized by alienation and cold corporate comforts, Godard slyly suggests that the future is now. Secret agent man Lemmy Caution (Eddie Constantine) travels across the expanses of intergalactic space and time to uncover the fate of his missing predecessor. Working under the alias of Ivan Johnson, Caution is accompanied in his quest by the lovely Natasha Vonbraun (Anna Karina), the daughter of a supposedly missing professor. Caution later discovers that the elder Vonbraun is the mastermind behind Alpha 60--the rigid, masterful computer that governs Alphaville. Alpha's job is to crush individuality, eradicating any human being who does not conform. Ultimately, Lemmy is left with no other choice but to destroy the calculating chip-and-wire monolith, with the only weapons he has left: his heart and soul.

That sounds very interesting, if perhaps a bit overly weird. Almost liek a combination of Until the End of the World, Immortal, and Zardoz. Sometimes far out scifi, especially Foreign far out scifi can get a bit too much for me. Probably it makes more sense once you see it...

#72 - Seconds (1966)
John Frankenheimer's chilling vision of middle-aged malaise concerns 50ish banker, Arthur Hamilton (John Randolph). Bored with his wife and comfortably retired life, Arthur happens to run into Charlie Evans (Murray Hamilton), an old friend he believed to be dead. He gives Arthur a tip on a secret organization called The Company, run by the Old Man (Will Geer). For a hefty fee, they offer to provide the old with entirely new, vigorous bodies, through a mysterious form of plastic surgery, and with completely new identities. Arthur signs on and finds himself transformed into the much younger Anitochus "Tony" Wilson (Rock Hudson). After a suitably middle-aged corpse has been burned to cover his disappearance, Tony is relocated to an idyllic Malibu beach community, where he already has a reputation as an artist. He begins a relationship with the vivacious Norma Marcus (Salome Jens) and is happy for a time, before discovering that she's one of The Company's employees. As he peels back the layers from his other neighbors, he begins to realize that nothing is as it seems. This incisive twist on the Faust legend, a mordant commentary on the American obsession with youth, features Hudson in what is possibly his finest performance, as a man cast in a part he despises. Hudson's sense of irony, then necessarily private, is now public. The great cinematographer James Wong Howe creates a sense of quiet horror through a skillful variation of lenses.

John Frankenheimer and Rock Hudson. That's a good combination. I have a feeling though that I might be bored with this story. It sounds too much like some old Outer Limits episode. Anyone seen this and can give their opinion?


#71 - Farenheit 451 (1966)
Maybe my favorite Ray Bradbury story. The movie is fine but the book is just so amazing, that's the memory I'm more emotionally left with. Wasn't this going to be updated with Mel Gibson a few years ago??? Wonder what happened to that. For a semi-similar, only better dystopia sci fi film, check out Equilibrium.

#70 - Time After Time (1979)
Victorian Brits H.G. Wells and Jack the Ripper travel through time into late 70s San Francisco. While the author marvels at this Utopian Eden, the psycho killer discovers his spiritual home -- and goes out searching for his next victim.

WTF?! This sounds utterly ridiculous. I just don't know about this list...

#69 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Finally a film I can really get behind. Just like San Dimas High School football, Wyld Stallions totally rule!

#68 - The Abyss (1989)
Why is this film #68 ??? this should be in the top 10.

#67 - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
This is the one about the Klingons. No, I mean the other one about the Klingons... umm yeah.

#66 - Escape From New York (1981)
Snake Plisskin is one of the greatest anti-heroes of our time. Awesome. I'm not sure I'm ready for and yet cannot wait for the remake thats in the works starring our favorite Spartan Gerard Butler.

#65 - 20 000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)
I know its Disney but Kirk Douglas is great. I really enjoy this film, although as with Journey to the Center of the Earth, Jules Verne is such a great writer that it inevitably overshadows any mere adaptation. This is my favorite Verne book too, so while yes the film is a lot of fun, it merely pales in comparison.

#64 - Pi (1997)
I honestly thought my head was going to explode. Word of advice, don't watch this film high.

#63 - The Thing From Another World (1951)
I actually put the remake above this film in my mind, but I also really love this great suspense film. And they actually are totally different. If you want a fantastic character study of claustrophobia this is your film.

#62 - Jurassic Park (1993)
Such a great film. Should be higher on the list...

#61 - Open Your Eyes (1997)
Handsome 25-year-old Cesar (Eduardo Noriega) has it all--a successful career, expensive cars, a swank bachelor's pad, and an endless string of beautiful and willing women. Unfortunately, he can't get rid of his latest conquest, Nuria (Najwa Nimri) soon enough. When she crashes his birthday party, Cesar uses his best friend Pelayo's stunningly attractive girlfriend, Sofia (Penelope Cruz), as a means to her. The next morning, Nuria is waiting in her car outside his apartment and manages to coax him into the vehicle. The next thing Cesar knows, he's wearing a mask to conceal a horrible disfiguration while being interrogated in a prison held on a murder charge. Alejandro Amenebar's thriller distorts both the viewer's and Cesar's perception of reality with a series of mind-bending plot twists, ensuring that this intriguing Spanish production will keep you guessing until its final moments.

Wait, wait, wait... just hold on a friggin second. Vanilla Sky was a remake?! Why didn't anyone tell me???

#60 - Robocop (1987)
There is sooo much amazingness to this film. When I was a kid it was one of the goreyest films ever. Shooting his hand off, the spike through the neck, I'll buy that for a dollar, The chemicals melting that guy, the kickass hand cannon Murphy used, and of course Ed-209. What a fucking awesome film :)

#59 - Altered States (1980)
A psycho-physiologist doing experiments with human consciousness eventually decides to test his findings on himself. He becomes obsessed with performing these auto-sensory deprivation experiments until he actually changes form physically, ending up as a gorilla at a local zoo. He returns to his normal state, at which point he also involves his wife in the experimentation.

Doesn't sound that great to me...

#58 - The Brother From Another Planet (1984)
After escaping slavery on another planet, a three-toed alien (Joe Morton) crashes on Ellis Island and makes his way to Harlem. Assumed to be a homeless black man, the alien fits right into the multicultural swath of New York City, especially since he can fix both broken bones and broken machines just by touching them. Meanwhile, two men in black with unusual gaits and a fondness for DRAGNET-style dialogue prowl the streets of Harlem looking for the alien.

Sounds kind of heavy handed to me. But I suppose it could be good. Especially if its taken in the context of 1984.

#57 - Planet of the Apes (1968)
a true classic. And esily one of my top 5 Charlton Heston films.

#56 - Westworld (1973)
Michael Crichton's directorial debut, WESTWORLD is the direct precursor to JURASSIC PARK as the story of a technological amusement park gone out of control, with tourists becoming victims. For $1,000 a day, patrons can visit high-tech recreations of historically based mythical settings controlled by lifelike androids and synthetic environments: a Roman world that recreates tales of ancient Rome; a medieval world that recreates the legends of the Middle Ages; and Westworld, which recreates the myth of the classic Western. Two Chicago businessmen, Martin (Richard Benjamin) and Blane (James Brolin), spend their vacation in Westworld, where they live out their fantasies of the Old West mythology: chaotic barroom brawls, random love with beautiful prostitutes, and a violent jailbreak during which they shoot the local sheriff. But the complex technology that supports these fabricated worlds develops complicated syndromes faster than the scientists behind the scenes can resolve them. Soon the entire resort breaks down into chaos, and the androids turn hostile on the visiting tourists. WESTWORLD is both a retread on classic science fiction themes and a precocious critique of the false values and artificiality of the encroaching mass culture.

Man, I don't even have an excuse for not seeing this. I have no doubt in my mind that it rocks...

#55 - Fantastic Voyage (1966)
An important scientist is attacked by assassins and almost killed. When traditional medical methods are exhausted, a crew of scientists is shrunk to microscopic size and injected into the scientist's body to destroy a blood clot and save his life. An exciting adventure with colorful special effects. AKA Microscopia and Strange Journey.

Once again, I don't have any excuses.

#54 - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
The one with the whales. After Generations I think this is definitely the best Star Trek film.


#53 - They Live (1988)
John Nada (Roddy Piper) is a quiet loner, a drifter who gets work where ever he can find it. While working on a construction site in L.A. and sleeping in a vagrant community at night, John stumbles upon a secret society of alien beings who pose as wealthy and powerful people in human society. John joins a rebel group commited to exposing this conspiracy, and becomes their reluctant leader and the only hope of the human race.

What? Oh man, yet another John Carpenter film I have yet to see. This one sounds great too. Kinda like a better version of The Arrival.

#52 - Save the Green Planet! (2005)
Lee Byeong-Gu (Shin Ha-Gyun, JSA) is a sensitive, blue collar sad sack hopped up on conspiracy theories and sci-fi films whose life has been derailed by one bad break after another. Yet he knows there's no such thing as bad luck. The only thing that could have made such a mess of his life are...aliens. Nasty, disgusting aliens who have infiltrated human society. Sly aliens who are planning to destroy our planet at the next lunar eclipse. The one alien possessing the Royal Genetic Code needed to contact the Crown Prince and stop the destruction just happens to be his old boss, CEO of Yuje Chemicals, Kang Man-Shik (Baek Yun-Shik).

So with the help of his circus-performer girlfriend he sets out to kidnap Kang and torture him until he confesses to his alien identity and stops the invasion. Of course, it's hard to confess to something that's just a delusion in a sick man's mind.


I've heard a few people say that this is a great film.

#51 - Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
I liked it. Although I think I've only watched it twice. The battle scenes were pretty damn cool.

#50 - Things To Come (1936)
In the years since they were published, H.G. Wells's words seem to have become prophecies...
Society in 2036 has devolved into a leisure-saturated body of mass consumers. Important decisions are relegated to an elite few. World wars have left parts of the globe in ashes; localized conflicts continue as a way of life. Social and medical epidemics rage.
The comfortable bourgeoisie dwells like moles, living below sea level. Its members rest on cellophane sofas, inhale filtered oxygen, ingest preserved food, and entertain themselves by synthetic light.
While the intelligentsia obliterates the sick to create a utopia for the earthlings who remain, others plan a mysterious trip to the moon, purportedly for humanity to reach the next rung on its evolutionary ladder.


Well, that sounds very interesting. I'd be really interested to see where a film like that goes. And I love it watching visions of the future from back in the day. When they're off its funny, and when its on, its eerie.

And so kids, that brings us up to #50. Halfway through, and I'm already disagreeing with a number of their choices. Also there were 11 films I'd missed from this batch! Ugh. That's no good. One thing for sure, the top 50 should be VERY interesting...

Stay tuned for more...

First Song

Ok, so I think Erica and I have agreed on this song as our first song to dance to at our wedding.

Aqualung - Brighter than Sunshine




only 3 weeks to go... eep!

Bernard very nicely pointed me towards this live version of the song. I definitely think the one thing I'd like is for a more chilled out first song. Like this is great but if it was acoustic or just more toned down I think it would work better. Hence the live version. This might be the way to go...


Monday, June 18, 2007

Have you seen it??? R.T's Sci Films - pt 1

Read - Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
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Rotten Tomatoes has compiled a list of The 100 Best Reviewed Sci fi Films of all time. As I've been toying with the idea of putting together a list of The Greatest Films I'm Most Embarrassed to Have Never Seen I thought I'd go through the list and focus on all the flicks I haven't watched. If you've seen any of the films I've missed and recommend them please let me know. I do consider myself a bit of a sci fi film buff; so I'm not sure if this will be a very long list.

hehe, so says the guy who has yet to even look through it. All the synopsis listed here are from Rotten Tomatoes, which is a wonderful film site that I hardly use at all. I wonder why that is... Ah well, on with the list. The films with descriptions are the ones I haven't seen yet. I'm listing the others here mostly for completeness. Ok, and maybe I'll make a comment or two on them as well. Which of these films have you seen? What do you love or hate about their list?

#100 - Escape From Planet of the Apes (1971)

#99 - Star Trek III: the Search For Spock (1984)

#98 - Primer (2004)
Totally awesome indie film. If time travel is ever discovered I bet it will look like this.

#97 - The Thing (1982)
I could easily write a whole post on how much I love this film

#96- A Boy and His Dog (1975)
Vic (Don Johnson), survivor of atomic holocaust, wanders hungrily across the bleak desert landscape in search of cans of food buried deep in radioactive ash. His telepathic dog, Blood (Tim McIntire) depends on Vic for food, but Vic needs Blood to find him something much more scarce: female companionship. The bedraggled duo eventually discover an underground society of survivors, called "Down Under," where they have reproduced the look of pre-apocalypse Americana but with frighteningly totalitarian politics. A cult black comedy based on the novella by Harlan Ellison.

While I haven't seen this film, I listened to a fantastic audiobook version of the story, on one of my favorite podcasts Escape Pod a few months ago. Now that I'm looking of course I can't seem to find it, but I would definitely recommend the cast for anyone who likes good dramatized short sci fi.

#95 - Dark Star (1974)
John Carpenter's low-budget debut feature is a hilarious romp set in the deepest reaches of outer space. The haggard crew of the dilapidated Dark Star spaceship--Doolittle (Brian Narelle), Boiler (Cal Kuniholm), Pinback (Dan O'Bannon), and Talby (Dre Pahich)--is on an extended mission to seek out and destroy unstable planets. But after 20 years of the same routine, each crewmember is reaching the end of his tether. The journey is fraught with mishaps, and danger seems to lurk around every corner. There are misbehaving pet aliens, suicidal bombs that dream of detonating, frozen crewmates dispensing advice from beyond the grave, and a surly, unhelpful main computer that holds the men it serves in total contempt. Despite all these problems, the crew is still bored to the brink of madness. Co-written by the multitasking O'Bannon, who is also credited as the film's production designer and editor, DARK STAR brims with giddy jabs at the science-fiction genre (including George Lucas's THX 1138), an approach that Mel Brooks would later take in his own sci-fi spoof, SPACEBALLS (1987). In addition to writing, directing, and acting, Carpenter also composed the film's atmospheric score.

This film definitely falls into the category of I'm embarrassed not to have seen it yet.

#94 - Mad Mad: Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
We don't need another hero! This film isn't as good as either of its predecessors, but I love me some Tina Turner, and Mel Gibson is totally badass. I sure hope we really get Mad Max Fury Road one day.

#93 - Dreamscape (1983)
A university dream research clinic is exploring "dreamlinking", a method by which conscious people can insert themselves into others' dreams. The research director recruits washed-up psychic Alex Garland for his experiments, and Alex proves a natural for dream manipulation. But even though the doctor overseeing the research has only the best intentions, someone else believes that dreamlinking can be the ultimate weapon... and he's determined to recruit Alex for his own evil ends.

I'm going to operate under the assumption that I will have seen more of these films the closer I get to the top. I don't know that I've ever even heard of this film. Notice that the main character in Dreamscape is named Alex Garland. I wonder if the author and screenwriter Alex Garland has seen this film... probably. Any film starring Dennis Quaid and Max von Sydow is good in my books.

#92 - It Came From Outer Space (1953)
A meteor crashes in the desert near a small Arizona town, and research scientist John Putnam (Richard Carlson) thinks it's a spaceship, but no one will believe him except his loyal girlfriend, Ellen (Barbara Rush). Weird evidence begins to back up his theory however, from the strange behavior of some of the locals, to the slime trails, the ghostly noises in the phone lines, and the apparitions of hideous alien eyes swooping down on passing cars. Director Jack Arnold (CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON) lets the story unfold deliberately, and infuses the desert locale with all the unearthly mystery of an alien landscape, helping to make this one of the best science fiction films of the 1950s. Charles Drake is Matt, the sheriff who first thinks John is a fool with all this flying saucer talk, and who later tries to lead a posse against the aliens when the truth is too blatant to ignore. It's based on a story by Ray Bradbury, with an eerie, theremin score, on which Henry Mancini is an unbilled contributor.

wow, I don't have any clue why I haven't seen this. Bradbury, Mancini, and what sounds to be an archetypal story... Sounds great!


#91 - A.I. Artificial Intelligence
(2001)
I wish Kubrick had been able to get this film made in his lifetime. It's not what it should be...

#90 - Death Race 2000 (1975)
I find this film is not as great as you remember or wish it was but I still hope the remake is cool.

#89 - War of the Worlds (2005)
ugh. Damn you Tom Cruise. Damn you...

#88
- Flash Gordon (1980)
Frankly, I felt like this movie has been overhyped for what it is. But don't miss the new Flash Gordon tv series, starting on Sci Fi Channel 08/10.

#87 - Return of the Jedi (1983)
Ewoks and all I love this film. I would almost definitely rate this film higher on the list.

#86 - Starman (1984)
A departure for director John Carpenter, STARMAN is a gentle, simple film that won accolades from critics and applause from audiences. Jeff Bridges plays the title character, an alien that has come down to Earth on a peaceful scouting mission. When he takes the form of a recently widowed woman's dead husband he unintentionally involves her in his mission. The alien only has a few days to reach a rendezvous point where he will be picked up by his mothership. Along the way he must discover what he can about human beings and our civilization. He finds out plenty very quickly, as his relationship with the young widow grows very strong as they make their way to the rendezvous point. Meanwhile, the FBI is in hot pursuit after it discovers the discarded landing vehicle, and the alien's own health is deteriorating in Earth's foreign atmosphere. The story tells of the struggle for communication, the pain of letting go, and the search for understanding. Jeff Bridges gives an unforgettable performance as the gentle alien trying his best to cope with being a human. With STARMAN, Carpenter proves he is a master storyteller, not just of horror and science fiction, but of subtle, emotional drama as well.

Yet another film I am ashamed to say I have never seen. It is currently on my computer waiting to be watched though... soon, soon...

#85 - Innerspace (1987)
I should see this again. I remember it being really funny...

#84 - Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
not as bad as people made it out to be.

#83 - Signs (2002)

#82 - Dark City (1998)
Another favorite of mine.

#81 - The Matrix: Reloaded (2003)
I believe history will look back at all 3 Matrix films as sci fi masterpieces.

#80 - The War of the Worlds (1953)

#79 - Total Recall (1990)
Utterly fantastic. I even love the book. Great all around.

#78 - Gattica (1997)
First time I remember realizing who Jude Law was. This is a very solid film.

#77 - Videodrome (1983)
This film, along with Cronenberg's other masterpiece Naked Lunch, changed my life. This is one of the main reasons I wanted to get into filmmaking. Take from that what you will...

#76 - X: The Man With the X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Ray Milland stars in this visionary sci-fi film as Xavier, a doctor who gains the power to see through solid objects; first it's women's dresses at a party, then people's bodily organs, and, eventually, God looking back at him from the center of the universe. Attractive Dr. Diane Fairfax (Diana Van Der Vlis) is Xavier's love interest, though he can’t stop seeing through things long enough to notice her--he can’t even sleep since he can see through his own eyelids. When he accidentally kills a fellow doctor, Xavier winds up at a carnival sideshow where he performs fortune-telling and faith healing for a sleazy barker (Don Rickles). Later he and Diane head to Vegas, where his see-through card abilities parlay into a small fortune, but then he's on the run again, going progressively more insane as the visions get too much to bear. An insightful script, a moody Les Baxter score, and Milland’s tortured performance amply compensate for the film’s low budget, and there’s a twisted shock ending. It's considered an intellectual peak in B-movie maestro Roger Corman's vast canon, with cheap but engaging "X-ray" optical effects that anticipate his later psychedelic freak-out THE TRIP.

I haven't actually seen much Roger Corman, other than Bucket of Blood. This sounds interesting. I wonder who plays God?

#75 - The Man Who Fell To Earth (1976)
In Nicolas Roeg's sci-fi tale based on the novel by Walter Tevis, a humanoid alien from a dried-up husk of a planet falls to Earth in a spaceship--and later falls again metaphorically through alcohol abuse and the manipulations of a hostile culture. Arriving as a secret ambassador from a dying world, the masquerading Mr. Newton (David Bowie) patents several basic devices, including a self-developing color film and music recordings in the shape of small silver balls, in order to amass the tremendous capital necessary to build a spaceship. Along the way he solicits the help of a crack patent lawyer (Buck Henry) and a country-fried small-town girl (Candy Clark) who introduces him to gin, which he soon begins to substitute for his customary glass of water. Newton debates the reality of returning to his dead world only to have the choice made for him when he is swept from the launchpad by government agents. After serving his time with men in black, he is released, blinded by x rays, into the world. As a last drunken hurrah, he records an album under the name the Visitor with the hope that it may someday be broadcast and heard by his family and friends back home.

Well it looks liek once again I'm in desperate need of some edjumacation....

I do hope that part two of this romp through the most highly regarded classic sci fi films doesn't leave me looking worse than I do now. Then again as Rotten Tomatoes says, this is technically just the best reviewed films on their site. Not sure what that means precisely... I suppose its a really nod to the Wikiality of the Rotten Tomatoes system. And if I respect anything, its Turthiness...

It looks like I've already got some watching to do. 7 of 25 missed. Not good. How'd you do? Any of the other ones I caught that you maybe missed? Let me know in the comments.

And sorry if this post isn't your thing. I think I'm leading up to maybe eventually trying to put together a list of my own. Eventually...

ok, I'm off now. TTYL kids.

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What the hell is a Batpod?

Seriously, can we just call it a Batcycle and be done with it.


From the LA Times article that got the scoop.

"Goy is the only person who's ridden the new Batpod — a bike so outrageous it's hard to believe it was even built. It's not just because it's tricked out with grappling hooks, cannons and machine guns. The front and rear tires are both a monstrously huge 508 millimeters, and the engines are in the hubs of each wheel. Steering isn't by hand but by shoulder, since there aren't handlebars. Instead, there are shields that fit each arm like sleeves and have the ability to rotate around the bike's frame. The two foot pegs are set 3 1/2 feet apart on either side of the tank, which the rider lies on, belly down.

That tank also moves up and down — you know, in case Batman needs to dodge bullets or slide under semis. "

Over at Comingsoon.net they have a link to another picture, and some video of the new bike.

I think it looks kinda cool. We'll see how it looks on screen though. I would just hate to see this new Batman series get dragged down into too much gadget minutiae. That's one of the reasons the last series of films failed. I mean that, and Joel Schumacher. We'll have to wait and see how it all pans out next year as The Dark Knight isn't set to come out until June 18th, 2008.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

TF One Sheet and new Bat suit

Pretty sweet, eh? Click to enlarge...


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Monday, June 11, 2007

Drinking and BFD

man what a busy weekend.

On Friday night Erica went out with friends for a girls night, and since she wasn't coming home I decided that the only responsible thing to do would be to go out drinking with my new friend Chris. It was one of those kinda stupid benders that takes you to like 6 different bars, and leaves you completely wrecked. We hopped from one seedy Mission district bar to the next and ended up at Zeitgeist which is by all accounts a great look at the kinda dirty yet still hip SF bar scene. It is not a place to go and stay sober though.

I got pretty trashed, and eventually just took off. See there's one thing you'll have to understand about me and drinking if we ever go out on a bender. I sometimes get really really drunk. Not that I can't handle my alcohol, I think I'm actually a pretty good drunk. I get chatty, and sometimes a bit loud; but no ones ever told me I'm obnoxious. And I've only a handful of times gotten belligerent drunk; but that was always after drinking for like 10 hours straight. Once in a while though I will just take off. No 'goodbye', no 'I have to get to bed now'. No explanation at all. I don't really know why I do it; somehow it just seems easier that way. Screw explanations, I'm too drunk for that. So I ended up leaving Chris at the bar, which was the right thing for me to do.

The next morning I was completely wrecked, still drunk , leading into a hard hangover. I actually got a text from Chris around midday saying that he thought I probably got out at the right time. Not sure how things went after I left but I assume the word destroyed might apply.

Anyhow I had to get up at 6:30am to make it on the Caltrain and down to Mountain View for an all day concert being puty on by a local radio station. It was Live 105's BFD festival. BFD stands for Big Fucking Deal. And I have to tell you, despite being in pain for most of the morning it was really cool. After meeting Erica down the peninsula and heading over to the Shoreline Amphitheater I ended up planting myself on the lawn and for the most part just trying to keep my stomach settled. Although necessary this was unfortunate as I missed a bunch of the smaller bands I had wanted to see. I did manage to catch a few snippets of songs from The Lovemakers, Street to Nowhere, Silversun Pickups, and The Faint. There we're 3 stages and the big lawn is out behind looking onto the actual amphitheater stage. But that was the mainstage and wasn't up and running until later in the evening. So I spent the morning staring at an empty stage, trying to regroup.

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That said I managed to hear some good stuff too. This was one of those big all day dealios where they featured like 25 bands. And I DID get up and go see teh two bands I really wanted to catch. Cold War Kids, and The Bravery. Both were cool but I was impressed especially with The Cold War Kids live and would really like to see them in a smaller venue. And I think that would be good for them too. They mentioned a few times that they were, or at least felt like, the tiny small band who all of a sudden was in the big leagues. I also think maybe the lead guy from CWKs got into a fight or something with the Sum 41 guys, cause there was some a little completely serious sounding smack talking going on. For the Bravery it was a really weird experience. I actually took some video with my camera, maybe I'll post that later. But the weird thing was just how they performed. You know how some bands sound better live, and some sound worse? Well I thought The Bravery definitely fell into the latter category. It wasn't that bad, just really different. It had a very dirty, visceral, overlapping, and somewhat over modulated sound that they just don't have on their albums. But while that was cool at times, I think they sound much better after being 'produced a bit. That wasn't the weird part though. A lot of bands sound different live, and sometimes you really can't blame them if its not as good. What I thought was super strange was that they played not all, but most of their songs totally different. I mean it wasn't just live, it was that they emphasized different words, sang at a different rhythm, and generally played the same songs from their albums in a completely alternate way than I've ever heard. Oh sure the chorus for Honest Mistake was the same, and most of the new stuff felt intact as much as I know it.... But it would be like if the first time you heard Jane's Addiction, they played their Kettle Whistle live album.


After those guys played, I was feeling pretty good and the main stage got going. There was a pretty decent lineup, opened by a local band Scissors for Lefty who I've heard on MySpace and liked but wasnt oevrly impressed with live. Although I've heard said that they are much better in a bar setting, which I would believe. After they opened, we were treated to a very solid performance by Kaiser Chiefs, followed by a moody but great Interpol as the sun went down. Then it was time for Queens of the Stone Age, who while I didn't really like their music were very impressive musicians. Seriously they were playing up a storm; unfortunately I wasn't overly into that storm, but I can see how you might be... The night ended with performances by Social Distortion, who are a local band that was big about 5 - 10 years ago and I think would also be better at a smaller venue. And finally we watched a really excellent closing performance by UK sensation Bloc Party.


What a night, seriously just tons of bands. And a bunch of em really cool. Check out the rest of these pics, and maybe I'll post some of that video later on. If the line up is this good next year I will definitely be up for another BFD. Even though there were a lot of kids around, and the sets were all pretty short (mostly 30 mins) I was very impressed overall. Espe4cially seeing some of these smaller bands. I just hope next year I'm in better shape to enjoy it.






Since we'd had such a big day on Saturday Sunday was pretty chilled. We went over to my folksd house and I built their new patio furniture. But today is my birthday (I'm 29), so we did have some cake which was very yummy. Anyhow, this post is getting to long and rambly. I'm gonna head out. Talk to you all later.

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Animated Tcats

Well it looks like there was a bit of an internet miscommunication last week over the Thundercats movie. Last week it was reported that the classic 80s toon Thundercats was being brought to the big screen. Now while this is all true, it has now been clarified that the film will NOT be live action as reported but instead it will be an animated feature.

This is good news, I know I was a bit concerned with the prospects of a live action film. I mean can you imagine any stars wanting to actually dress up like a big cat??? I guess maybe they could... but it would definitely be a hard sell.

So good job Warner. Now just bring us something cool, that respects the source material, while updating it for a more modern sensibility, with lots of action, a story that actually progresses, with real consequences for the players, some good funny bits, a few inside jokes, and plenty of heart, and I'll be happy :)

Thursday, June 07, 2007

I Am Legend trailer

One of the coolest zombie flicks ever has been remade into the upcoming Will Smith action flick I am Legend. And the trailer has just dropped. Check it out below or go check it at the Apple trailer page.



And hey, If you liked that, why not check out another famous adaptation of this material. One of Heston's absolute best: Omega Man...



I Am Legend is set to come out December 14th. Just in time for Xmas :)
Omega Man can be found right now at every reputable video store.

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Awesome Transformers Video

So in case you missed it a couple days ago Michael Bay posted this great clip of a fight scene between Optimus and Bonecrusher on his blog. The video is short, but kicks all sorts of ass. Here it is for your viewing pleasure...



Seriously, the Transformers movie looks totally fantastic. It comes out the week of July 4th.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Yo Joe!!!

And the circle is now complete.

Everyday we're finding out about more old-turned-new nostalgia being revamped, updated, and repackaged for both current kids, and older kids with a disposable income. Today is no different with the announcement of Tundercats being brought to screen. But a few days ago there was another, in my opinion more significant property that we also, got a bit of news on. It's the last of the Great 80s toon to get the live action update nod G.I. Joe.

First things first. There has been no official announcement other than this: Hasbro, who own the franchise, has just struck a deal with William Morris to bring their properties to market. William Morris in turn has very smartly jumped on the opportunity, and is bringing it to Paramount in efforts to create a film. Since the previous options on a live action Joe film have recently expired. Nothing is actually known yet though. There has been no press release, or writer hired, nothing of the sort. But the red tape involved in bringing a film to us has finally been cut and if Paramount is savvy, and especially if Transformers is a big a hit as I expect it will be G.I. Joe will definitely be moving forward very quickly.

So since we have no hard information to go on I thought I'd bring you my take on what the Joe movie should be. Because I honestly love G.I. Joe. I was a fan, like most of you reading probably, from the 80s incarnation of the Joes. I own every dvd they've released of the 80s cartoon and watch them regularly. Yes; it still hold up incredibly well. I also collected the 3 3/4" action figures; and in fact, with my very first allowance ever got I bought a G.I. Joe figure. Roadblock. The only properties that I hold in as high standing as G.I. Joe in fact are probably Star Wars, and Transformers. And yes, I too despise Sigma 6. So to me the prospects of a calssic Joe movie are very exciting.

While I care about stuff like the director and the casting and the budget and whatnot. I am a big fan of the subject matter and that's what I'd like to talk about for a bit here. So lets think about this film for a minute. Obviously G.I. Joe is an ensemble film. Nominally you'll have one or two main protagonists but really its about the team as a whole. Just like in the cartoon, the potential cast of characters is really big, in fact far too big for a single film. So G.I. Joe is going to have to, at least hopefully, be a series of films. In my opinion the first film should be an origin story and should be plotted something like this.

COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on destroying the world has finally surfaced, and the only way to fight them properly is to create a hand picked super team of soldiers from varied backgrounds and skill sets. The film should follow the head of this new group Conrad 'Duke' Houser (my thought is just keep Hawk out of it for now) as he collects a ragtag team of offbeat heroes to fight this new and deadly villain. I can see the montage now... think Armageddon, only better, cause they're Joes :) Once he has the G.I. Joe strike force assembled everyone gets their code name, and they plan best how to defeat Cobra. Meanwhile Cobra Commander, a deadly S.O.B. worse than any Taliban militia man, is preparing to unleash the biggest terrorist strike on US soil ever. Alongside the shadowy international weapons dealer with a dark past Destro, and his cadre of hired goons, Cobra Commander has an insidious plot to destroy and conquer America that can only be stopped by A Real American Hero.

The one thing I'm not sure how to reconcile is the whole motivation for Cobra. World domination just doesn't fly anymore. Not in the way Cobra was out for it in the cartoon series. It's just a bit to 1970s James Bond villain. And if you want to make the story believable Cobra better be big, honestly dangerous, and damn evil. So a goal much smaller than world domination is kind of off limits too. hmmm.... we'll need to think about it. Can't be money, or something stupid like 'Destroying Freedom', it needs to be believable.... well, I'll think on it.

Anyhow, the more important thing I think is who exactly do you put in this cinematic opus??? What characters should make it, and who should be left out for the sequel? It can't be so big a cast that it intimidates newbies, and there can be any number of characters in the background waiting for a single line, or just there for the fans. For my money, here are what I think are the essential Joes for the film:
After that its a toss up between a number of characters: Alpine, Gung Ho, Cover Girl, Bazooka, Beach Head, Leatherneck, Rock n Roll, Lifeline, Dusty, Quick Kick, Barbeque, Spirit, Snow Job, Breaker, Cutter, Deep Six, Wild Bill, etc etc etc... You need to have a balance, Duke is the leader, Flint is the field commander, and I think should be the nominal protagonist. Their women need to be there for the love interest angle, so you've got Scarlett and Lady Jaye. The kids, heck everyone, wants to see a Snake Eyes/Stormshadow ninja showdown subplot, so you know those guys are in there for sure. Fan favorite Shipwreck also has to be in the main cast. He was such a foil to the regular army grunts that he makes a great addition. And while people might not agree with me I think Roadblock has to be in the film too. He was always one of my favorites. And I don't think the film would be the same without him. So that brings us to 7 regulars. I would increase that up a bit, maybe adding Gung Ho, Alpine, and Leatherneck, but I wouldn't want to go over 10 main cast members. It'll just get confusing after that. One request though, NO Sgt Slaughter... that guy got so overplayed.

As for Cobra, well there aren't quite as many great characters on this side. Since this is an origin story of sorts I suggest we keep Serpentor out of it. Have that be the main story for the second or third film. That said Dr Mindbender, and the BATs can probably be left off the list as well. The essentials are

That's all. After that you've got to decide how you want the story to go. Do you add Xamot and Tomax? Zartan and the Drednocks? Firefly and Scrap Iron can probably be thrown in the film, but so much of the plot of a G.I. Joe episode revolved around the circumstances of character that I think the choice for this first film should be clear. Cobra Commander vs Duke, that's the big showdown. That's what matters. In my opinion the rest of the team of baddies should just be wave upon wave of Cobra soldiers. That's the fight I want to see.

A few other questions present themselves when considering this film. Does anyone die? One of the staples of the show, although technically not entirely true, was that no one ever died. It wasn't until G.I. Joe the Movie, that anyone was set to die. But even then they backed away at the last minute and let Duke live. I think yes, you have to have the potential for death or there is no threat, no consequence. If anything this film MUST include is a modern sensibility of the consequence of war. Keep it free of gore, but don't kid yourself or the audience. We'll all be better served if the subject is treated with respect. I'm thinking a PG-13, although I know this in itself will be the hardest tightrope to walk while adapting this story.

As you can see. I really think this film has a lot of solid potential. I just hope they can do it justice. I suppose its funny in a way; seeing as I'm a Canadian, that I love this cartoon about US soldiers, but its really not about politics. This is a clear cut case of Good vs Evil. White hats vs Black, The Rebellion vs The Empire. And yes, I know that in today's world, we know better than ever that this is not really how things work. The real world is much more grey. I just know that despite any politics people may try to impose on a G.I. Joe film, from a character perspective, it's got a very solid grounding. The people in the G. I. Joe world were always 3-dimensional; and hopefully that too will translate to the film.

You can bet we'll be hearing more on this film in the near future. I for one am looking forward to it.

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Thundercats Hooooo!!!

Well kids its finally happened. The world has gone topsy-turvy and we're actually going to get a big screen, live action Thundercats movie! I know, totally insane. My inner geek may be squealing with delight over this news, but the entire rest of my being is just sitting back and saying oh my god, how the hell can this be anything other than total garbage...


Variety reports that the film, being penned by neophyte feature scribe Paul Sopocy, will tell an expanded origin story of the anthropomorphic kitties. Specifically the plot will focus on the coming of age of Lion-O, who as we all know, is the often petulant leader of the Thundercats. Of course defending Third Earth from the likes of Mumm-Ra, and the mutants is no easy task; so Lion-O will be assisted by a host of the original Thundercats on his mission.

What I really worry about though isn't so much the story. I've re-watched a lot of the old 80s cartoon series on dvd and while it moves pretty slow at times, there are flashes of creative brilliance that especially in the context of a straightforward comic book fantasy work very well. What I really worry about is the look of this as a film. How an third earth do you expect people to look at the cartoon colors, and anime hair, the barbarian warrior garb, and the mystical weapons of the Thundercats in live action and not find it absurd. Is this really a property that can be taken even tongue in cheek seriously as a live action film? I personally don't think so.

I know this is just a fan made example, but check out this live action Thundercats fan film.



For what its worth, I think they really did the best they could. It's not that the film is actually that badly made, particularly for a fan film. Look past the production value and I think the problem is really that these characters just look ridiculous in the real world. There's this Vincent from Beauty and the Beast quality to humanoid cats that just makes me think of cheesy special effects.

I hope to god the real aliens don't look like humanoid cats; or I'll never be able to take their threats of death ray annihilation for real. As for the Thundercats movie. well I am really extremely interested to see where they take it. I just hope that they can find a way for it to work. For now we'll just have to wait and see.

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Behold the Mach 5




As a fan of the super sweet 60s cartoon Speed Racer I can think of no better treat than this first official production photo for the upcoming Wachowski brothers live action Speed Racer adaptation thats coming to screens May 9th, 2008. Ladies and gentlemen, check out the true awesome magnificence of the Mach 5...




Speed Racer is filming now, and stars Emile Hirsch, of The Girl Next Door fame, as Speed, with Christina Ricci as Trixie, John Goodman as Pops, Susan Sarandon as Speed's mom, Matthew Fox as Speed's rival Racer X, and a real live chimpanzee as Chim Chim!!!

Thanks to USA Today for their article revealing this great pic of the tricked out super car, the Mach 5. If you haven't ever seen, or heard of the awesome old cartoon Speed Racer, I have to say you've missed out. It's chock full of tripped out stories, pretty choppy animation with cliched dialogue, and waaaay over the top action sequences. But after Astro Boy and Gigantor it was one of the first popular animes to make it in the western world. And once you watch it you'll understand why. Speed Racer is just plain fun. Its got lots of great cheesy impossible and thouroughly entertaining action, and has a fantastic retro look that only adds to the charm.

The show, and movie, follows young hot shot race car driver Speed as he battles to win races, often for desperate causes, like saving his family's workshop from closing down, or to rescue his kid brother Spritle from the trunk of Racer X's car. I have the first season of the show on dvd, and I have to say it holds up very well. Maybe because its past the point of being just old, its classic, iconic even. I really recommend you check out the show if you get a chance. This movie has the potential to be totally awesome.

One word of caution; if you are unfamiliar with the story of Speed Racer, there is one largish plot point that was, in the series at least, hinted at a lot but only actually revealed in the latter episodes. It concerns the origin of Speed's rival, the masked Racer X. I've been seriously disappointed to see a lot of the press carelessly tossing this spoiler about the internet. So if you're trying to avoid the potential big twist ending of the film next year, I would wait a little bit for more official press to start coming out regarding the film before you start reading.

Anyhow, you can just keep your eyes on this site right here, cause you know I'll be bringing you more info as it becomes available.

Go Speed Racer,
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------------------ Go Speed Racer GO!!!

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Spider-Man no more...

I just got the call. I didn't make it to the finals with the Target Spin Your Own Webisode contest. I still think my entry was pretty great. I hope you all enjoyed watching it. And I just want to thank everyone for their support of me throughout the contest. While I do think I deserved to make it to the finals, and am consequently pretty bummed out, I at least have consolation in knowing that I have good friends who will go to the wall supporting me with both votes and very some kind words.

I'm not giving up on this film stuff kids, so no worries. I've got a big plan up my sleeve that I hope to be able to start working on in earnest after my wedding a few weeks from now. As for Spider-Man in the Volleyball Tournament of Doom, well it was honestly a great contest and I enjoyed making the film immensely. I wasn't 100% happy with the outcome, but I was probably 90% and that's pretty good considering the time constraints I placed on myself. I will still receive the semi final prizes of two $100 target gift cards, and (I believe) the signed art book of the making of Spider-Man 3. I will not however make it to the LA Film Festival or have my movie put on the Spider-Man 3 dvd. Well... c'est la vie.

Once again thanks for the support everyone, it's really meant to world to me.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Star Wars: The Clone Wars new trailer




As this YouTube clip is obviously not the best quality, I'd recommend you also check out the official version for more detail.

I think that overall it looks pretty great. I know that Lucas heavy handed Genndy out of the project after the man literally handed him a successful series to make this. But I think it honestly looks pretty cool. This teaser trailer was released at the Star Wars Celebration held this past weekend in L.A. The show itself isn't set to dubeut until the Fall of next year.

Still its pretty cool to finally see some stuff...

Friday, May 25, 2007

Sicko Trailer

Here's the trailer for Michael Moore's new film Sicko.
It opens on June 29th.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

I have the Power!!!

From the vault of 'I never thought it would happen'... comes today's news; another awesome 80s cartoon franchise is once again making it's way to the silver screen! Unquestionably the greatest muscley barbarian ever is coming back to theaters with a vengeance! And don't be silly, no I don't mean Conan, I mean He-Man!!!

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! wow. quite a ring to it, eh? ... Anyhow, Variety is reporting that producer extrordinare Joel Silver is teaming up with Mattel to bring the Eternian champion back to the big screen. So far there's not too much news, only that they want to make it happen, and have hired writer Justin Marks (of upcoming fame with the big screen versions of Voltron, Street Fighter, and Green Arrow) to script the beast. No word on a release dates, and no cast, or director.... just a script. BUT, we know Joel Silver is a man who can make things happen, and I can imagine the idea of a He-Man movie working well.

The thing about making an updated He-Man film though, is you really need a good script. One that strikes the right balances, between serious fantasy elements, kickass action sequences, and not too serious fun. The biggest problem I see with it comes in this balance. It would be really easy to take this movie too seriously, try to make it all dark and brooding high fantasy. And it would also be extremely easy to make this movie total camp. One scene that pushes it too far could make the entire rest of the film look like a cartoon, or worse... something starring Dolph Lundgren ;)

Hopefully this film will get made, and hopefully it will kick all kinds of ass. While the various series of the 80s were at times way over the top cartoony; there are some things that I can see translating well: He-Man himself, Beast Man, Castle Greyskull, and Battlecat, Teela, Man-at-Arms, and of course all the fighting. At its core He-Man also offers some really solid relationships. it's characters we're varied and I always thought fascinating; and the world of Eternia could look magical on the big screen. For doubters out there I suggest they try to track down some episodes of the excellent 2002 cartoon series. Yes, the design may need to be updated but I think the spirit of the franchise is strong enough to hold its own.

According to sources the update was 'pitched' as "a classic good vs. evil battle, using the kind of visual effects strategy employed in 300. A warrior is touted as the last hope of a magical land called Eternia, which is being ravaged by technology and the evil Skeletor." I read somewhere online the film described as 300 for kids...

It's an interesting idea for sure. I'll keep my eyes posted for more info as it become available.


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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

28 Weeks Later review

28 Weeks Later, is really fun in a lot of ways. Visually its frenetic, action packed, scary even at times. And the action itself is intense, like a good zombie movie should be, quiet then crazy, quiet then crazy. This film does a good job of maintaining the roller coaster pacing and generally heightened suspense that it needs to be successful.

Unfortunately where the film fails miserably is in its plotting. Simply put this film makes no sense. Oh the actual A to B to C makes sense, I was ale to follow exactly what was happening, but the film is littered with stupid stupid people doing stupid stupid things. And its not just on the small scale either; none of the reasoning makes any sense for the big overarching plot points either. Why would the US military be so clusterfuck stupid to start the repatriation in this way? What the hell are all those civilians actually doing on the small island, I mean they can't be rebuilding infrastructure... Are all the power plants located there? Or the Water refinery's? or Sewage? So if you are already breaching quarantine to let workers out then you're screwed... Why they fuck would they let those stupid ass kids run amok in the city for literally hours, when they knew what was up the minute they'd escaped? Why isn’t it a quarantine problem for the military guys to be disposing of all the infected bodies? And most importantly, I understand that the US military has some 'issues' but once the virus gets loose in their camp, their "Code Red" plan is just about the most retarded thing I've ever heard of. Finally I just wanted to point out what no one in the film seems to want to mention. The entire reason the virus got back into the population was the fault of the protagonists! i mean can someone just kill them please!?

There are moments in this film where everything really works well. I LOVED the first 5 minutes of the film. Thought it was absolutely fantastic. The score was great too. And really the acting wasn't horrible. I was just pissed that people kept acting out stupid horror movie clichés. Everyone knows you don't open that creepy door. It’s just common sense at this point. This film is still fun, I will grant it that, but its logic may annoy you.

I would recommend this film only if you really enjoyed the first one, and are totally capable of turning your brain off for an hour and a half.

2 stars out of 5

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Monday, May 21, 2007

SEMI-FINALS !!!1!

Hola friends,

I'm back once again with some fantastic news! My short video Spider-Man in the Volleyball Tournament of Doom, has made it into the Target Spin Your Own Webisode semi finals!!!

A few weeks ago I told you about my video that I'd entered in the online webisode contest. And while I'm sure a bunch of you went over and checked it out. I'd now like to implore you more than ever; please go have a look at my 2 minute stop motion Lego animated video of Spider-Man facing off against The Sandman in a beach volleyball tournament of epic proportions. I'm really stoked to make it this far, and now its time to try to pull for the win.

Public voting has opened on the contest and I could really use your support. Please go over to the contest website - http://www.target.com/spiderman3 and watch the videos of the 10 semi-finalists. If you'd like to vote for mine It's the one that is listed as "Spider-Man in Volleyball", and has a screencap of an orange ball in the center of the frame.

Voting is open now, and while you DO have to sign up with Grouper.com (a video sharing social networking site a la YouTube) to vote; since I've been a member they haven't sent me a single piece of spam. Every vote counts, and you can send me your love once a day from now until the 26th.

Thank you so much for the support. And feel free to let me know what you think of the video down in the comments. As promised here are the screencaps of the deleted face melting scene that people we're asking about. Click to embiggen. Enjoy :)



Pretty gross , eh?

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Sweet newTransformers tv spot

When I got in today, I decided I was going to dedicate myself to doing stuff. Really be productive... That simply has not happened. I'll try to write a good Upfront roundup for the blog first thing next week. As for now, be contented with this awesome new Transformers tv spot that debuted yesterday.


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bruce Ahoy!

Bruce Campbell is The MAN. We all know it. Remember a few months ago I showed you his great Old Spice commercial, well check it; Bruce is back with a vengeance. It's another truly fantastic ad from the Old Spice guys. Bruce is as ever, a master craftsman.



If you're interested you can also check out a little behind the scenes video on the making of that ad. Good stuff.

Man this really got me thinking of something, why the heck hasn't someone put Bruce Campbell on Heroes yet?! The guy is made for that show!

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