Thursday, October 25, 2007

Is tv even good?

Just because I know you've been clamoring for it, I thought I'd take the opportunity, and god given right of every blogger, for a quick update of my thoughts on a few tv shows. While almost all of this season's new tv is still on the air, not all of it has lived up to the hype; and I for one have found myself drawn into some different avenues than I expected this season. So let's start with the big new shows first...

Bionic Woman
This show is seriously losing me. I've been one of the strongest supporters for the show, at least that I know, but no matter what I was hoping for this show seems determined to prove itself to be bad. I enjoyed the pilot, and I think a lot of that had to do with how much better I thought the pilot was than the original version which I saw of it way back at comic con. The second episode had me intrigued. While I wasn't super excited by the "mission" element of the show, I really enjoyed the dynamics of the team. I also really liked the training sequences where Jamie is leaning her powers. But since we've past that point now, episode 5 having just aired I have to admit, this show is really getting worse and worse. The action is really cheesy, the missions totally absurd, and the team element both in practical structure, and dynamics that I liked just a few episodes ago is highly implausible at best. This show is just bad, and despite the news today that they have another new show runner, this time Jason Cahill of Sopranos fame, taking over for their first replacement Jason Katims of Friday Night Lights fame, does not fill me with hope. If this show doesn't get better very soon, it won't just lose me, it will lose everyone.

Journeyman
My official most anticipated new show of the Fall season, started with a bang, then slowed down for a few episodes, where it almost died, but with new episodes on the way it looks like it now might be getting into a groove as the larger overarching story is finally starting to kick into gear. There's a delicate balance people need with their television, we want both smart and fun, interesting and accessible, and it's tough to find that middle ground. No where is that more evident is the dynamic between a show that wants to develop a large overarching storyline, but still maintain the episodic feel. Journeyman is having a tough time finding that right level. As a sci fi story, that is generally trying to take itself seriously it needs the larger mythos. Time traveling pseudo science aside, this genre as a whole tries to be about bigger picture things. But I remember hearing somewhere, on a director commentary of a tv show, some words that seem really true here; that tv shows live and die by their first 6 to 9 episodes, and every single one of those episodes should provide an avenue for someone who is just seeing the show for the first time to join. Journeyman has run the serious risk of becoming too episodic (ie accessible) for its own good. But with the return to the ongoing story elements as the show progresses into episode 4 and 5 I think Journeyman can get on track. Considering the sci fi element already scares a certain demographic off, I hope this show doesn't alienate the actual fans of the genre by ignoring them. It definitely has the potential to still be a very good show, I hope it can deliver.

Reaper
I'm not sure where to begin with Reaper. I mostly liked the pilot, but since then... sigh. Maybe I should mention the good stuff first... Tyler Labine, formerly of Invasion and a slew of other things, is hilarious as the 'wacky slacker friend'. He jumps off the screen, and steals the show every time he appears. One day there will be a great starring vehicle for him, but for now he is the brightest spot in a show that is struggling to keep my interest. The other really nice thing about Reaper is the chemistry, the show is cute, and the cast really has a nice feel to it. Everyone is very natural, and the dialogue is quirky and fun, possibly that can be attributed to Kevin Smith's involvement as a show consultant. But the problems with the show are becoming more and more apparent as we get into the 5th and 6th episodes. The biggest of which being that the totally contrived reasons why the main guy, Sam can't get together with the main girl, Andi. The show is playing their relationship very oddly. They are both likable and have good chemistry onscreen but the reasons for Sam to not ask Andi out seem more and more to be a result of Sam being a total chicken than a good friend. Its frustrating to have your protagonist be such a loser, and frankly out of character considering how his story is developing in the rest of the show. The other big reason Reaper is slowly losing me is that the premise seems to be lending itself to an incredibly repetitive structure. Every single week Sam has to capture a new soul and return him to hell, every single week he gets some awful 'devil power', every single week he gets a 'vessel' that he doesn't understand until the critical moment, and every single week he bitches to the devil about how suckie his job/life are. Its going to get boring very VERY fast.

Kid Nation
I don't even know how to justify why I'm still watching this show. It's so overly engineered. These kids would totally get along in the real world, but the show seems to struggle to create conflict. I find the entire idea that we can use these kids to show us how to be a better world a little nauseating. Its far to simple-minded a theme; heartwarming pap. But the show is really just very very watchable. The kids are entertaining, and thank god, almost all of them are totally genuine in what they're doing. They're just living their lives in this crazy situation, and that is cool. I am hooked, and am not turning back.

I still haven't had time to catch up on the new shows Dirty Sexy Money, or Chuck. Both of which were on my to watch list. For others like Private Practice, or the critically and publicly renowned Pushing Daisies I think I'm just going to totally give up on. I only have so many hours in a day, and as you'll see from this post I'm already watching waaaay to much. Here's some thoughts on returning shows I've been checking out.

Heroes
What played so strong last season has in a way entered what a lot of people are calling a sophomore slump. I say in a way, because I don't really think that it is a slump. I think this is just part of the ebb and flow of a series that has a few really great highs each multi episode story arc (a 'pod' as Tim Kring likes to call them), coupled with a lot of meandering slow plot builds the rest of the time. As season one ended a lot was going on, now that season two is going, especially picking up a full four months after the end of the first one, its not really surprising to me that the show is taking some time to find its footing again. That said, I don't think the super slow paced character builds, unexciting new heroes, or languid plotting are a good thing. Matt and Mohinder seem to be the slowest detectives ever, if Hiro is going to insist on staying in the past for a third of the season then lets actually see some of his adventures, and I don't think anyone wants to see Peter without his powers. It's like everything is just slightly off what I wanted in the new season. Even Claire's story, apparently lifted straight out of an episode of Smallville is kinda boring me. But it's all leading to something that should be very good, and that is what Heroes has a great ability to do, essentially plod along, until a moment of greatness. And on Heroes those moments, where we first hear future Hiro say "Save the Cheerleader Save the World", or have Peter duke it out all lightning bolts, fire and ice with Sylar, or when HRG actually gives up his own memories to save his daughter, or when Ted blows up the Bennet household... those moments are simply the best kind of television. They totally transport you, right into the very moments of the show. That is Heroes at its finest. And I am waiting for that to return; I believe it will, I just hope its soon.

Friday Night Lights
If you aren't watching this show, and I suspect you aren't because I don't think I actually know anyone watching this show other than me, you really should be. To be clear, I am not a football fan. I do not watch the sport, I do not have a favorite team, and I really only know the basic rules to the game. This show is not about football; it is about people set against a backdrop of football. This show is a drama, and it's modeled very closely on the real world. Maybe not always in plot, but definitely always in character. These characters react so naturally, and so consistently that its no surprise to hear that many of the scenes are riddled with improv. I am a huge fan of this show, and the second season is maintaining the very high level of quality as the first. This is a show that 3 or 4 years from now once they win a few emmys you'll discover and wonder to yourself why on earth you never watched it before. I'm telling you now, start watching this show. it's great.

Grey's Anatomy
This is totally a guilty pleasure of mine, and definitely the most girly of all the shows I watch, please don't make fun of me for it. The show is on its 4th season although I've only been watching since the last one I am pretty engrossed in the show. It's a total soap opera, with everyone sleeping with each other, highly implausible yet heart wrenching medical dramas that auspiciously mirror whatever happens to be going on with the doctors personal lives at the moment, and all sorts of touching moments from overly sincere excessively emotional pretty people. If you're looking for fluff, look no further.

House
A great character based medical show that has just begun its 4th season, this is another one of those series that I have just recently started making time for. House is quirky, and biting and funny. It has engaging mysteries and this season a very new cast. I also think you can drop in and out of this series and not miss too much, check it out if you can.

Survivor China
Survivor is Survivor is Survivor. This time its in China. People are still assholes. This game is just as engrossing as I remember, but basically played out. Why am I watching this??? I honestly don't know. It makes me feel kind of dirty. Watching this is almost as bad as watching American Idol. Stay away... if you can.

Robot Chicken
Of all the Adult Swim line up, this is the only show I am keeping up with right now. I have new Metalocalypse, and Frisky Dingo as well as old Saul of the Mole Men and Moral Orel on deck with my DVR, but just can't seem to find the time. Until I can get my grubby mitts on another season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, this show is by far the best AS has to offer. Only one problem, it's way too short.

How I Met Your Mother / The Office / 30 Rock
These shows are all hilarious. In unique and awesome ways. From Barney, to Dwight, to Baldwin. Watch them; you won't regret it.

South Park / The Sarah Silverman Program
These shows are really crass, but still funny. Like each episode is worse than the last. And I kind of feel bad enjoying them. But I still watch... what does that say about me?

There's a couple shows that I'm catching here and there like Legion of Superheroes (which seems very good this season) and Big Bang Theory (which is actually growing on me a little). But for every one of those there's a Flash Gordon, or a Batman that have fallen by the wayside. :(

To wrap up this extremely long post I wanted to mention two shows that have ended their run but I've just finished watching and wanted to recommend them. The first is the really excellent AMC original series Mad Men. This is easily one of the smartest most original shows I've seen in years. It follows a number of characters who work at an advertising agency in New York in 1960. The writing is extremely clever, and although this is definitely a show that you'll want to seriously pay attention to, if you miss a scene you won't be totally lost like with some other new series. The first season which just ended was absolutely amazing, I highly recommend you try to see this series and catch up by next season. And the last show I wanted to talk about is Flight of the Conchords, which is based on the 'parody' band of the same name. If you ever saw the Tenacious D series, it is ever so slightly like that. The show semi-autobiographically follows the band as they try to make it big. But really they are mostly just parodying themselves, and often they end up in truly absurd and funny situations, usually enhanced by their fish out of water kiwis in America antics. The show is dynamite, I was really just rolling laughing at it sometimes. While there is an element of hit or miss on a few of their songs, overall this show is great, and well worth your time. It's an HBO series that will begin a second season sometime next year.

You know, looking at this list its pretty insane that I can physically watch so much television. And all this is aside from things like The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Best Week Ever, and The Soup. None of which count as they are informational: hence news ;)

Good thing I'm so very very dedicated. Better head off now. Later kids.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I Am Legend trailer 2

Wow, this new I Am Legend trailer show a lot more action that the first one. What the heck is going on??? I mean, I've seen the classic Omega Man, and I definitely don't remember anything looking like that... Very interesting, and very cool.


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I Am Legend is coming out just in time for Xmas, on December 14th, '07.

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new Rambo trailer

Check out this great new "official" trailer for Rambo. Much tamer than the unofficial ultra-violent R-rated trailer that hit the web a few months ago, I think this movie is looking pretty sick. Check it out.



Rambo hits the big screen January 25th, '08.

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Knight Rider tv update

Just two quick updates on the Knight Rider tv show being produced by NBC as a backdoor pilot for later this year. If you'll remember I discussed this, in some detail a little while ago. But all controversy aside, it looks like the NBC version of the KR saga is moving forward full steam.

News has surfaced that exec producer Doug Liman will not be directing the pilot unfortunately, although the duty has been passed along to a tv veteran Steve Shill. Who recently won some accolades for his work on the Kill Point miniseries which I unfortunately missed :( Anyhow, that's all fine, but what I really wanted to draw your attention to was Ain't It Cool News' excellent somewhat spoiler filled script review of the pilot. Perhaps surprisingly it honestly sounds like it might actually be good!

You know, despite the misgivings I expressed before on this project, I really do think this property could be revamped well, and television is the place to do it. Here's hoping everything comes together and we all end up with a kickass new Knight Rider series we're all happy with.

CORRECTION - Sorry, but as was pointed out to me in the comments, I accidentally said that Doug Liman wrote the pilot script, but in fact it was actually written by David Andron.

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Mummy updates

If you're at all interested in the new Mummy film you'll definitely want to be reading director Rob Cohen's production blog. It is smart, insightful and has a candor almost unseen from director's during the hectic production schedule. I am impressed with his vision and was honestly touched to read how much he really cares for the property. I have to say I was never a huge fan of the franchise, but I'm really glad to see that the man behind the camera is so dedicated to making a great film.

Filming which began a month or so ago in Montreal, has recently moved to China and is really ramping up. As described on the blog, the film, titled The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, sees "Brendan Fraser return as explorer Rick O’Connell to combat the resurrected Han Emperor (Jet Li) in an epic that races from the catacombs of ancient China high into the frigid Himalayas. Rick is joined in this all-new adventure by son Alex (newcomer Luke Ford), wife Evelyn (Maria Bello) and her brother, Jonathan (John Hannah). And this time, the O’Connells must stop a mummy awoken from a 2,000-year-old curse who threatens to plunge the world into his merciless, unending service.

Doomed by a double-crossing sorceress (Michelle Yeoh) to spend eternity in suspended animation, China’s ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10,000 warriors have laid forgotten for eons, entombed in clay as a vast, silent terra cotta army. But when dashing adventurer Alex O’Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slumber, the reckless young archaeologist must seek the help of the only people who know more than he does about taking down the undead: his parents.

As the monarch roars back to life, our heroes find his quest for world domination has only intensified over the millennia. Striding the Far East with unimaginable supernatural powers, the Emperor Mummy will rouse his legion as an unstoppable, otherworldly force...unless the O’Connells can stop him first."


Sorry for the long description there, but I think it actually sounds like it might be really interesting. I mean can you go so wrong when you've got Jet Li, and Michelle Yeoh. They're both fantastic actors, and despite what people may say about the mummy films, they are fun. I am looking forward to more on this. We'll have to see how it all develops. Until then, check out this very first pic of Jet Li as the Dragon Emperor. Pretty cool.


Oh and if you just can't get enough Mummy action, a direct to dvd prequel to The Scorpion King is in the works as we speak! Unfortunately no Rock in this one, but The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian should be another fun action film. Check out all the details on ComingSoon.net.

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30 Days of Night review

30 Days of Night is a film that has all the elements of a great movie, but it doesn't come together to reach its potential. That's not to say the film is bad, but its disappointing that there is so much here and it can't deliver on the fantastic, gory and frightening vampire flick it wants to be.

The best thing about this film is the gore, make up, and vampire effects. These feel fresh, and creepy. For the number of vamp films out there its really a pleasant surprise to find a vision so unique and disturbing. The vampires, while inconsistent in character and intent look and kill fantastically. This paired with the truly outstanding set design and cinematography give this story a lot of depth in tone, and a weighty atmosphere.

Unfortunately those alone do not make a good story. This film suffers from a number of problems. Shallow characters mar the film. And this is especially disappointing considering this is a story that has many long character 'driven' scenes, it's just wasted opportunity. Much of this film is spent following the remaining band of humans hiding after the initial vampire attack. They're not fighting back, they're just staying as still as possible. Sure that's probably the smartest thing to do in that kind of a situation, but why would I want to watch a movie where the main characters are actively trying to make nothing happen? Should I root for them, and then get a super boring film. For a huge action-horror film there is surprising little action, or horror. And that latter point is the biggest flaw of this film. It is simply not scary. Its definitely gory, but it just wasn't remotely scary. I'm pretty lenient with horror films, I can look past the plot inconsistencies, and even the lack of strong character; you don't go to a horror film for those anyhow, but I can't forgive a horror film for not being scary.

At one point there's a beautiful panning overhead shot looking down across a few blocks of the town as the vampires are first attacking. It is chaos, destructive, extremely bloody, and surely a total nightmare for any unlucky soul trapped in that fray. That shot gives us 30 Days at its finest. Unruly, chaotic and viceral. But these moments are very few in a movie that falls back on gore to cover the fact that it simply is not scary. What a shame.

30 Days of Night is a film worth renting but unless you're a diehard vampire junkie, you can pass on this in the theater.

1.5 / 5
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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Avatar Begins

James Cameron is a directorial machine. He may take his time making films, but man what films they are. His newest piece, a huge action sci fi film Avatar is shrouded in mystery, but its been one of Cameron's many dream projects for literally years. That he's now bringing this reportedly huge vision to the screen is something we should all be excited about. I mentioned this project briefly back in January but now that things are really rolling I thought a refresher was in order. According to this article, filming is kicking off in New Zealand at a budget of approximately $200 million USD. Although a few scened have already been shot in LA the majority of the film will be done on location overseas, with the effects being done by the masters of magic at Weta. For the moment there hasn't been too much buzz on Avatar, but mark my words, there will be. This film sounds great!

the film is set on a distant planet some 200 years in the future, and is as Cameron describes it "an old fashioned jungle adventure with an environmental conscience". In the initial press release on the film it was described more thoroughly as "an emotional journey of redemption and revolution. It is the story of a wounded ex-marine, thrust unwillingly into an effort to settle and exploit an exotic planet rich in bio-diversity, who eventually crosses over to lead the indigenous race in a battle for survival". The film stars Sam Worthington, as Jake Sully, the "paralyzed former marine who undergoes an experiment to exist as an avatar, another version of himself... an alien – 10 feet (three meters) tall and blue." I'm sure he does it all for love and justice though; and that's where the film will get juicy. I mean it almost sounds like a John Carter of Mars story!

The film costars Zoe Saldana who we all know was recently cast as Uhura in Star Trek as the love interest in the film. She is a woman who was at some point in the past betrayed by Sully and is entirely computer generated... okay... hmmm. We also get some fantastic supporting characters with Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez and Giovanni Ribisi all lending their talents.

There's a lot going on with this film, and while buzz hasn't gotten too crazy yet, production is being watched very closely. We should keep our eyes on this one, Cameron back in charge of a huge sci fi epic is definitely something to take note of. More to come on this film as it develops. For now it's set as a May 22, 2009 release.

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Sci Fi starts the Revolution

Care of the ever awesome Comingsoon.net, Sci Fi channel has greenlit a two hour pilot for a new show called Revolution, the sweeping story of 'New America,' a distant colony on an Earth-like planet struggling for its independence from an increasingly hostile homeland.

"Echoing many contemporary issues and themes, it is a futuristic version of a new world's passionate fight for freedom. The expansive drama centers on the Hart family one of the founding families of New America. Tom, a former military man turned industrialist, is the patriarch of the family facing great pressure from the government to increasingly tax the colonists already heavily burdened. His two sons have struggles of their own with one rebelling against his industrialist grandfather and the old America, the other more radical one heading toward revolution. His 16 year-old daughter is simply trying to find her way in this world. Add to this a new local Governor torn between her allegiance to the colony and her desire for peace, and a young ambitious bureaucrat looking to bring the colony back under control."

For a few more bits on the show check out the CS article. But this sounds pretty much right up my alley. I definitely look forward to more on this show...

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Impending strike

Ok, I'm going to try to make this reasonably short, party because I don't really understand it that well, but also because its pretty darn complicated and I'd rather say too little than get things really wrong. For some initial basics you might want to check out this wiki page.

As we all should know at this point, the WGA (Writer's Guild of America) is facing a looming strike. Their contract with the AMPTP (Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers) will expire on October 31, '07 and for a number of reasons, many of which I'm sure I'm not familiar with, it looks like a general strike will be called for.

This recent article in Variety highlights some of the issues being faced at the moment. It seems like the main reasons behind the strike include the AMPTPs failure to acknowledge or compensate writers for work distributed through "new media" methods, archaic regulations regarding royalties as they pertain to sales of dvds (which as we all know are humongous now), and the failure to acknowledge the work of writers on "reality television". Yes. I know I'm sure there are many more reasons than that, but I get a bit lost in the minutiae of it all; sorry.

I'm not terribly sure how I feel about the whole thing. I mean I definitely agree with the writers, but I suppose selfishly, I don't want this to affect my entertainment. It is what it is though, and I just wanted to present some of the basics of the situation here for people who are reading this and might not know about the current happenings.

There has been a rash of scripts being written in Hollywood for the past few months. To be clear, if a strike does happen, there can be no new scripting done on union projects. The studios and networks CAN ONLY create union approved material. That means this potential strike will also seriously affect the Director Guild, the Screen Actors Guild, and about 15 other smaller unions. So both the film studios and the tv networks are stockpiling projects that are completed and ready to go so they can wait out a potentially long strike if the need arises. Check out this pretty interesting list of projects that are set to be fastracked by the various studios, who are hoping to get the scripts done under the wire if a strike does happen (presumably most of these scripts are done by now). Also I'd like to recommend the Dealfatigue blog for some interesting thoughts on the matter (post 1, post 2) from the perspective of an entertainment lawyer in LA.

Obviously this could be a very big deal... well it already is a big deal. But we're still not sure how it will affect whats happening in Hollywood. Maybe the Guild will actually agree to an extension of their current contract while a study group investigates the impact of new media tech on the industry, but it doesn't sound like it. I haven't found a really good 'layman' site that keeps up on this. If someone knows one, please let me know as it gets a bit much for me. I'll report what I can on the strike here, but if you're really interested you might just have to keep an eye on Variety.

In the coming weeks, anything can happen. Let's hope for the best, and keep our fingers crossed that a deal can be struck saving us hardcore fans some hassle and keeping us looking at quality entertainment well into 2009, and beyond.

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Rambo poster

Check out this truly awesome poster for Rambo. Despite reports last week that the film's title was changing to Rambo:To Hell and Back, it looks like everyone including Sly hated that and the film is going back to its simple destructive roots. Rambo is set to come out Jan 25th, '08.

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Flashback 07 - The Nightmare

Last night I had a somewhat disturbing dream. I'm actually already forgetting the particulars of it but it was one of those more real world kind of scary dreams; as opposed to like 'a monster is chasing me' kind of things. As far as I can remember, in the dream I was working at a convention center of some sort. And some of my coworkers there were being threatened by this creepy guy who would come around. So basically the dream was this guy coming around to harass my female coworkers, and I had to get rid of him. Just like in the real world, I imagine, I said things like 'get out of here now or I'm going to call security', The creepy thing was that this guy, a tall, blonde, with a broken arm, (oh man, I just realized, it was Dr Danger, from a show I just saw for the first time last night) anyhow, he was totally threatening me. Saying things like 'I'll leave now, but I'm coming back later on with a weapon'. That was the somewhat creepy part.

I don't think I could go so far as to call this a nightmare, but I definitely woke up creeped out. And it got me thinking about bad dreams a bit.

When I was a kid I had this reoccurring dream, a nightmare that was very scary to me. If you've never had a reoccurring dream, they can actually be a lot worse than a regular nightmare because on some level you realize that its a dream, you know the terror that is coming for you. Before I get into it, some quick set up. When I was a kid I was terrified of my basement, this is before my dad redid it into a rec room. It was just a gutted concrete foundation, with lots of creepy crawlies, the furnace, and the washing machine. The rest you should be able to figure out.

So in the dream I'm upstairs in my room, and my mom calls me down to dinner, as I come down the stairs I realize that the gravity has been reduced to a little less than moon gravity. This is very exciting to me for obvious reasons. (I was always imagining what would happen with the loss of, or reverse in gravity to the point where I'd try to make sure I was under cover of a roof or overhang in real life just in case the gravity did suddenly switch) So first things first I start to do huge moon cartwheels around my house. Flips and handsprings with all sorts of great stuff in there, it was fun, but then because I can't control my decent very well I end up landing directly in front of the basement door (which was always slightly open so the cats could get down to their litterbox) and when I land I'm all of a sudden stuck to the spot. I hear a noise... something is shuffling up the basement stairs coming through the blackness to get me. I try to move but I can't, I know its going to get me. And then its there Dracula comes out of the shadows and bites me. Yes Dracula. Everything goes black, which I presume means I'm dead and I wake up.

I had that dream, a lot. And it always scared me. I have no idea why it was Dracula. I don't think the fact that it was Dracula was especially scary. More that it was just this monster coming to kill me. I did have a terrible fear of a few classic movie monsters when I was extremely little. I think there was a tv show that I'm not really remembering that had some scary version of Dracula and Frankenstein that I saw a bit too young. So point is, I had this dream quite often and it terrified me. I had it so much that I would come to realize that it was a dream while I was in it. But I was still powerless to stop it. My mom tried to help. She always had good advice, very sensible stuff. She told me that if I couldn't stop having the dream to concentrate on trying to change the dream. Lucid dreaming is not something easily done, but it can be achieved and once you get it, you can definitely have some fun.

So after trying for ages I was finally able to do something about the dream. It started same as always. Coming down for dinner, no gravity and doing the cartwheels flips. I land in front of the basement, freeze. I can't move, and I know its a dream, I know whats coming. I hear the shuffling on the steps . Dracula is coming up the stairs to kill me. And I just want to stop him, but I can't I can't move, but maybe I can change the dream. I look to my right, and I can see into the living room. The big bay window is right there. I need help fast, and what happens but help comes crashing through the window in a shower of glass. Who is it? Who can save me? It's Batman.

Not just any Batman either. It's Adam West's Batman. And he came swinging through the window just as Dracula reaches the top of the steps. Quick as you like Batman whips out a batarang and tosses it at Dracula, hitting him in the face and killing him instantly. Wow! I mean what can you say to that but WOW. I was just saved by Batman. How totally awesome is that?! I can move again, and I go with Batman outside to the waiting Batmobile. From then on Batman and me fight crime, riding around in style, and kicking bad guys butts.

I don't remember ever having the Dracula dream again, but I knew that if I did I could just have Batman show up again. So it was all good, and I stopped being scared. I have had a lot of nightmares since then, but never anything I couldn't handle... well unless you count when I lived in Africa and the malaria medication gave me violent nightmares 3 or 4 times a week, but that's another, far less fun, story.

I was able to save myself with the help of Batman. And I managed to stop Dracula for good. So it all worked out in the end :)

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Doctor Onboard

Well it looks like the penultimate piece to the casting puzzle that is Star Trek may actually have fallen into place. While still unconfirmed AICN is reporting that the role of Dr. McCoy has been cast with the ever talented Pathfinder and Doom star, Karl Urban. Wow, good casting, not that I think DeForest Kelley really looked like Urban as a young man, but hey, creative license is a good thing sometimes.


I say the following in whatever way sounds the least gay, but doesn't it seem like maybe with the casting of Urban, Pine, Quinto, and Eric Bana that Paramount may be going for a bit more of the female audience...

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Star Wars live action updates

The ever awesome film site Ain't It Cool News has scored once again with some great scoops on the upcoming Star Wars live action series, that is in the works for a 2009 release. Check out the article for more explanation, but the core points are as follows.

- The series will follow the rise of the Empire and the subsequent birth of the Rebel Alliance.
- The series will be character driven. It won't forget the action, adventure stuff but much of the tone will be darker and more nuanced than simply good guy / bad guy stuff. Lucas himself has said that it will be similar to Firefly or Battlestar Gallactica.
- Some of the film characters that are slated to be prominently featured in the series include Boba Fett, who will be in his 20s and is rumored to be a major player in the series, Oola, Jabba's green skinned dancing girl who was eaten by the Rancor, and Bib Fortuna, the weak willed Twil'ik who was Jabba's main man.
- Some of the expanded universe characters slated to appear include Thall Joben, who if you'll remember was the mohawked young guy who owned C-3PO, and R2 for a few episodes in the Droids cartoon, the rebellion General Durron, who is supposedly the father of Kyp Durron (of Rogue Squadron fame). another rebel officer with the family name of Naberre, presumably related the Padme, and General Papanoida, who is possibly the same character as the Lucas cameoed Barron Papanoida
- The series will bring back pod races, and all the drama and intrigue of the professional racing circuit. Additionally the show will feature in some capacity the infamous Death Star plans which eventually make their way to Princess Leia and R2 D2 at the beginning of ANH. Does this mean we'll finally get to see some Bothans on film? Because AICN reports that well definitely see all the Rebel hideouts, Imperial Star Destroyers, politic shenanigans, and espionage we can handle.

For even more please go check out the AICN website for their complete coverage on this great scoop. As the series has yet to actually be scripted, I think we can take this information with a grain of salt, but to me it all really sounds great. I am very VERY excited to see Star Wars on the small screen in live action form. I just hope they've got some good writers on the job :)

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Chris Pine is James T. Kirk

Well, it appears that a decision has been made. As reported by comingsoon.net, and me a day or two ago, the young actor Chris Pine was offered roles as both James Kirk in the new Star Trek film, AND opposite George Clooney in the upcoming thriller White Jazz. Due to unfortunate production scheduling conflicts though he would have to make a decision as to which film to work on. No doubt the decision was a difficult one, but thankfully he has chosen to be a part of the wonderful world of Trek, and we now have our Kirk.

White Jazz director Joe Carnahan posted on his blog yesterday that Pine has bowed out of White Jazz after much deliberation, and will soon board the Starship Enterprise.

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Monday, October 15, 2007

The Sarah Connor Chronicles trailer

Not sure how I missed this one when it came out, but please click below to check out the trailer for FOX's upcoming mid-season show The Sarah Connor Chronicles. I have to say I'm not totally sold on this, but it sure is interesting to finally see in action...

Friday, October 12, 2007

RE: Extinction mini review

While Resident Evil: Extinction is certainly not as good as the first Resident Evil film, this installment does return to the light popcorn roots of that initial film without worrying too much about silly things like extensive plotting or character development that might get in the way of the gory fun.

RE: Extinction while definitely too short, and not as frenetically action packed as either of the two previous films, seems to value quality gore over quantity. The zombies are great looking, the blood splatters extremely well with Milla's sweet new curved machetes, and I really enjoyed the set up of the post apocalyptic world. This is a Resident Evil that owes as much to Mad Max as it does to George Romero.

The movie is light, fun, and doesn't take itself seriously at all. Milla is as beautiful as ever, and the addition of Ali Larter to the cast is very welcome. This movie delivers exactly what it promises, and leaves you wanting more.

4 / 5

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Pegg is Scotty and Cho is Sulu!

The very funny British actor Simon Pegg has just been cast as Scotty in the new Star Trek film. You probably know Pegg best as Shaun of the Dead fame, but he has also starred in Hot Fuzz, had a fantastic guest spot on Doctor Who, and before all that starred in a great little Britcom called Spaced. I'm positive hes done a lot more, only that's all I can think of right now... Regardless, to this news I say, really, excellent work. Pegg is hilarious and deserves to be mainstream famous. He is funny and will bring some great life to the role I'm sure.


And to top that great news off we also just heard that John Cho, of Harold and Kumar fame, has landed the role of Navigation officer Sulu. I don't know.... I mean the guy is definitely likable, but do you see a young Takei? meh, I'm sure it'll all be good.


This movie sure is shaping up fast. Let's see if that can land Pine for Kirk. And of course we're still waiting on the casting of Christopher Pike.... I suppose all will be revealed soon enough.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I Am Legend poster

Care of Comingsoon.net check out this MUCH improved poster for I Am Legend. Click to embiggen.



Oh, and speaking of this film. The official website launched last week. It's a bit flash heavy and weirdly designed, you need to actually click the word Navigation to bring up the menu, but overall its still a pretty neat site. Check it out, and see if you agree with me that the Enhanced Daylight Meter is the stupidest widget ever. I Am Legend is set to come out December 14th, '07.

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Terminator Salvation is coming

The new film will be called Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. Kind of a mouthful if you ask me, and not a mention at all of it being the fourth film in the franchise...but then again I can see them not wanting to alienate people new to the series, and as Halcyon (totally sounds like a Skynet-esque company doesn't it) keeps insisting, this is a brand new era.

I can honestly see how Terminator Salvation is a new beginning for the series. With a script that has apparently been turned in, and Production set to lock in a director, cast, and begin filming before the impending writer's strike next year this film reportedly focusing strictly on the human war with Skynet, post Judgement Day, has a lot of potential to be not just the start of a new megafilm-franchise, but a rebirth of the entire Terminator mythos. The film will build solidly on Terminator 3, matching it in scale but hopefully expanding the scope to launch the proposed 3 new films in the series.

And yes, apparently there will be a tie in with Terminator Salvation and the upcoming FOX series, The Sarah Connor Chronicles set to air mid-season this year, or more likely early '08.

The current rumors put uber action director McG, known for massive spectacle, and huge explosions second only to Michael Bay, at the helm, and guess who but good ol boy Vin Diesel in the role of the Terminator. Speculation remains whether the Govenator himself might consent to a cameo at least, but he is definitely not being asked to star. Also, with most of the specifics of the plot under wraps still reports are sketchy and conflicting as to whether Nick Stahl, Claire Daines, or even potentially Edward Furlong might return to the series. Other speculation, I think the most reasonable, says that the new films will not focus on John Connor as the central character at all, but rather the human resistance movement as a whole. As more of a frontline war story. Only time will tell where the plot really is going though.

Good to see things are really moving forward on this film. Frankly I'm not super excited about this film yet, although I know that I will definitely get into it the closer it becomes. I love the franchise and I love the potential the Terminator presents. I hope we can strike gold with this.

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Land of the Lost the movie

Since I never watched this show growing up, it was just slightly before my time, I decided to do a little digging before posting this. And I think I can confidently say that you can learn everything you really need to know about the Land of the Lost from watching this clip here.



Well, now that we're all up to speed; it was announced today that Land of the Lost is being brought to the big screen by Universal, with Will Ferrell set to star. Seems like a good match to me, because while I do love Ferrell in all his sports comedies, he really needs to move onto other projects and branch out a bit. This is the kind of film I could see being perfect for him; a family movie that's just plain silly.

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Jumper trailer

From Doug Liman, the director of The Bourne Identity, and Mr and Ms Smith. There are always consequences...



Jumper starring Hayden Christensen, is set to release Febuary 15th, '08.

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Bionic Woman is surprisingly ok



So I've finally started watching Bionic Woman in broadcast form. If you'll remember I caught the pilot back at comic con and had somewhat mixed feelings about it. Well the show has changed a bit since then. One of the main roles was recast and the main character, Jamie Sommers' entire home life backstory has been altered. I think these changes specifically have been for the best, because I caught the first two episodes yesterday and I was actually, somewhat surprisingly, pretty entertained all around.

I really don't want to give the show too much credit here, because it definitely has a long way to go, but there are times, moments, snippits of scenes in this show that have an almost Blade Runner sort of ambiance to them; and that really makes me happy. There is a dreary grey tension to a lot of the underground, training, and medical scenes in the show. Of course there are a lot of these scenes considering the basic plotline overall, and especially that at this stage of the story Jamie is only just discovering her powers. The outside scenes are a bit brighter than they really should be in my opinion, but I understand that they don't want this show getting too dark. There's a fine line between the tense mis en scene of something like Battlestar Galactica, and the really too dark stylings of something like Painkiller Jane. Bionic Woman would do well to emulate Battlestar.

But Bionic Woman is also trying to be an 'adventure' show. And you know its going to throw in a love story sooner than it probably should. So with all these competing genres can it really work? Well I will grant that for at least these first few episodes it does manage it. Some interesting choices have been made, that could definitely pay off. For example casting Isiah Washington as her scientist doctor was a bold move, after all the crap he said and his firing off of Grey's Anatomy. Also, as a dramatic plot change from the pilot I originally saw, they decided to kill off Jamie's original love interest, and then retcon his backstory. While a bit cheap, I think that change should work well. As it should with the recasting of Jamie's sister as a hot young hacker instead of a hot young deaf girl. And making their parents alive instead of dead. Of course the final big surprise of the show came when I realized that they seemed to be actually killing most of the bad guys. I mean they really were killing them! It might not sound like much, but just check your other prime time shows; except for the legal and medical dramas, people don't usually die, and heroes definitely don't kill them, even if they are bad. All of these changes add up to a pretty interestingly styled show. And while it still needs to find its footing, I think it's off to a decent enough start.

So I'd say we'll just have to keep our eye out to see what becomes of all this. I think the show is worth checking out, and hopefully it will continue along that path. If you've seen Bionic Woman, please let me know what you think in the comments. I'm interested to hear other people's take on it so far.

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Eric Bana on Star Trek and more...

Woot! One of my current favorite actors Eric Bana, has just signed on to J.J. Abrams Star Trek as the villain. Unfortunately not much is known about the film yet, but I'm definitely getting excited. Now what we really need to find out is who will play the young Kirk???


UPDATE - Ok, it looks like I spoke, err posted, a bit too soon this morning on this story before I'd done a little digging around. Bana's character will be a villain named Nero, but all plot details or a character description are still being kept secret. Startrekmovie.com recently posted a very good interview with Trek writer Robert Orci, where he said that he has just turned in his second draft of the film, and is very pleased with it. He focused a lot on giving the the villain more depth in this draft, although the most important dynamic of the film will definitely still be the relationship between Kirk, McCoy and Spock. Check out the interview for more insight.

As for casting, two of the more minor characters have been announced. Anton Yelchin will play Checkov, and Zoe Saldana will play Lt Uhura. They're both young actors who you might've seen in a few smaller projects, but this is a big step in both of their careers. But the really big rumor of the moment though, is that Chris Pine is in talks to play the lead role of James Kirk. And just who the heck is Chris Pine... well that's a good question. He's been in a few things you've probably heard of like Just my Luck, and Smokin Aces but for the most part he really is an unknown. And for my money, that's a good thing. Word is that he might not get the job though; and not because Paramount doesn't want him, but because he is also up for a lead role opposite George Clooney in the crime thriller White Jazz! I guess when you're hot, you're hot. They'd better decide soon though as Trek is set to start filming this November.

I'll look out for more updates as they come in.

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Sunday, October 07, 2007

Tin Man trailer

Sci Fi channel original movie, Tin Man coming this December...

Meet Astro

Hey all, I was surfing around today and came across this wonderful interview with one of the animators on Astro Boy care of the Hollywood Reporter. Also I found another excellent interview with Astro Boy director Colin Brady, right on the Imagi website. Just click on the Astro Boy film tab, then scroll down to below the Introduction. Check em out. As with TMNT it really sounds like they are on the right track with this one. Oh, and finally have a look at this great image from the film. It's probably still concept art, but very cool nonetheless. We can expect Astro Boy in theaters sometime in 2009.

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Friday, October 05, 2007

Knight Rider times two!

So there's a pretty astounding and somewhat confusing story I just read over at Aint it Cool News regarding not one but two, competing Knight Rider projects in the works. Go read the story for the really gorey details. I'll give you a short run down here though.

Basically, the creator of Knight Rider, Glen Larson has been trying to get a Knight Rider movie made for a number of years. He's finally gotten to a point where he has a script that he's developing with the Weinstein's. Everything seemed to be progressing fine, until Universal stepped in. Apparently Universal/NBC owns the television rights to the property while Larson retains the film rights. When Larson refused to move the project from The Weinstein Company to them it really pissed some people off. So NBC is heading Larson off at the pass, and has started developing a Knight Rider television project to be fast-tracked as a two hour backdoor pilot for airing later this year, possibly as early as the springtime.

This truly sounds like a clusterfuck in the making. Is NBC going to rush the pilot to get it out the door giving us some sub-par piece of garbage? Is this just out of spite? or to just screw with the Weinsteins? If the tv show gets on the air it will definitely screw with the film prospects. So what the hell is going on? Logic dictates that one of these projects will fall apart, but which one? And the most important question. how will this affect the quality of either of the projects?

As a fan, I simply want the best story possible. Frankly I think the property belongs on tv more than the big screen, but NBC/Universal's tactics seem really underhanded... I guess, I'm not sure what I want.

Read the AICN story for the full scoop. And I'll post more on this as it develops.

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Semi-Pro teaser trailer

And Will Farrell does it again. I really thought I'd had enough of the zany sports comedies but there's something just totally entertaining about a naked, sweaty Farrell. Check it out.



Semi-Pro is set to come out on Feburary 29th, '08.

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Sweeney Todd trailer

From the twisted mind of Tim Burton, starring the incomparable Johnny Depp alongside Helena Bonham Carter and Alan Rickman, check out the disturbing trailer for Sweeney Todd... The film is set to come out December 21st, '07.


New Iron Man poster

Check out the really cool new teaser poster for Iron Man. very nice.
The film is set to come out May 2nd, '08.

American Gladiators triumphant return!

That's right kids, one of the absolute all time greatest sporting game shows ever is coming back from the dead! NBC recently announced plans to resurrect American Gladiators for a short run sometime mid-season this year and I couldn't be happier. I have some great memories of sitting in front of the tv in the late 80s, and early 90s watching this classic competition of strength, speed, and agility. To me it always seemed like the American Gladiators were the pinnacle of athleticism; the most hardcore of hardcore.

I think by the time the original American Gladiators was on the air I had fully come to realize that professional wrestling was "fake". Of course, that earth shattering realization crushed my spirits so much that it took me some further years to understand that despite being fake I can still respect the work the actors / athletes put into it. And of course now I appreciate it on a whole other level. But this show, American Gladiators, was on the air in those tender years after I had stopped being a kid, but before I was really a teenager into girls and whatnot. Basically I was a young impressionable tween, only besides the word not existing then, we wouldn't be lame enough to call ourselves that. And American Gladiators filled a void in my life.

It was like everything you loved about The Running Man, only without the life or death scenario, but it was totally real! The Gladiators themselves were fantastic, Ice, Blaze, Nitro. I mean those named alone ooze awesomeness. So the news of this juggernaut of a shows return is very welcome. Frankly I think we need this; The World needs this.

NBC is currently holding auditions for both Gladiators and Contestants. Check out this great NPR story on a casting session. And of course you yourself can apply right here!

But that's not all kids, because there's one more nugget of awesomeness coming your way. Guess who they've hired to host this new prime time game show? None other than wrestling legend Hulk Hogan! That's right Hulkamaniacs, the Hulkster is coming back! I know I know, he's been on tv for a few years now with Hogan Knows Best, but seriously, I can't stand watching that show... and I watch crap all the time. So I'm guessing you don't watch it either. And no, Brooke alone is not worth it.... whatever, lets not argue about it. Hulk Hogan is coming to prime time baby! yeah!!! I think that's just perfect casting. Plays into the nostalgia factor, plays into the semi-cheesiness of the show, and face it kids, the man is damn entertaining, just check Suburban Commando, or the genius that is Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n Wrestling... pure gold.

I'll definitely post more on this show as it develops. For now let's just remember the all the good times :)


Thursday, October 04, 2007

New AVP - R trailer

Check out this new trailer for Aliens vs Predator - Requiem. It's pretty kickass.



The movie comes out Christmas Day '07.

More Cloverfield updates

So if you've been keeping up on our favorite mystery monster movie Cloverfield / 1-18-08 / Slusho / Overnight you'll see that there has been some interesting bits of activity lately.

Especially the recent discovery of the Tagruato Corporation which can be conveniently found at tagruato.jp. It was found through a series of clues relating back to a new picture (and recipe) on 1-18-08.com. I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but now if you go to 1-18-08.com and grab the edge of a picture then shake the mouse, the photos will flip over, some of them revealing more clues written on the back. Go check it out yourself. Oh, and while there wait for 6 minutes to hear the monster roar! Or just check out a good recap of the whole discovery story and the highlights of what the Tagruato page offers to expand this ever growing mystery at Cloverfield Clues. It's by far my favorite Cloverfield blog :)

Anyhow, in a nutshell Tagruato, "Exploring Our World, Ensuring Your Future", is the parent company of among other things, Slusho. Their other subsidiaries include the Yoshida Medical Research, a "genetic research firm specializing in deep sea bioprospecting".... possibly finding the secret nectar special ingredient mentioned on the Slusho.jp history page? Sounds like it could be... They allso own Bold Fortura, a contract engineering firm, who build machines with the unique ability to withstand extreme pressure and temperature... like say maybe the bottom of the ocean... hmm. And finlly we come to ParafFUN Wax Distributers; which besides making crayons is good for such things as preparing specimens for histology (the microscopic study of diseased tissue), propelling your hybrid rocket motors, testing samples in infrared spectroscopy, and moderating neutrons... hmmm, okay. Of course the main business of Tagruato is their Deep Sea Drilling operations. They have 14, $1 billion dollar deep sea oil drilling rigs, the newest of which, the Chuai station, just so happens to be located off the NE coast of America. very portentous. There's more of course and a number of clues to follow up on (check out their Headlines section). I recommend you investigate Tagruato for yourself.

Since I know I haven't been super diligent on updating you guys on the Cloverfield front I've missed mentioning a few other things here. Like how if you've examined the renovated Slusho.jp, you'll see all sorts of interesting new things. Including links to a store where you can buy the very same shirt I missed at comic con and got from eBay, the Happy Talk section where words of Slusho wisdom are dispensed, updates to the history and downloads pages, and of course the Slusho robot flavor combination game. It must be played to be believed.



For a complete list of Slusho.jp updates check out the awesome Cloverfield Clues blog.

Finally there's been one MORE official site related to the film to pop up, jamieandteddy.com is a blog from one of Rob's friends. (Rob is the main guy from the trailer, the one going to Japan.) Anyhow, people on the net have managed to find the MySpace pages of Rob's buddies, which eventually led them somehow to Jamie and Teddy. I haven't really investigated it myself because the page is password protected. But apparently there are currently two video blogs posted there, and they seem to be messages to a friend who is traveling. Is it Rob? Is Jamie Rob's girlfriend? I should probably investigate this a bit more, but there really is a lot of stuff to try to keep up on people ;) You can check out Jamie's first video here and then the newest video here, which was just released today, and also see Cloverfield Clues' analysis here. Expect something more on December 9th...

Really this film is shaping up pretty interestingly. I'm intrigued where Tagurato will lead us. If your looking to get really hardcore into following the developments on the ARG side of things, you should probably be reading the Unfiction forums. That's where a lot of the debate and investigation seems to be going on. For me I think I'll try to mostly stick to the blogs. I'm excited and interested to say the least, but is it dangerous to get myself too invested in the film? Are we going to have another SoaP situation here where the film, even if its good, can never live up to the hype? I hope not. Anyhow, I'll definitely stay tuned. I really can't stop now...

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New Beowulf trailer

I'm really digging this new Beowulf trailer. I think it definitely does the best job showing the relationship between Beowulf and Grendel. err... now that I actually look, it seems that Jolie does not in fact play Grendel; weird. Grendel is being played by Crispin Glover?! I didn't see him in the trailer anywhere, did I? very odd. Cool, but odd. Anyhow check it out.


Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Tintin to the big screen

I know this has been news for a while now, but since it really didn't interest me as a comic book, I didn't see much need to be interested in the movie version; regardless of Steven Spielberg 's involvement. But it seems I am one of the few kids out there who was never impressed with Tintin. Personally I aways preferred the Asterix series, but I may be alone in that.

Tintin the movie is getting made though, or should I say Tintin the trilogy. And what pray tell, made me perk my ears up? Well firstly it is Steven Spielberg, and we probably should pay attention to whatever films he makes. I mean despite not being terribly interested in the source material; it is Spielberg. Next is the involvement of Peter Jackson. I hadn't realized this but apparently Spielberg is set to direct the first Tintin movie, PJ the second and a lucky director yet to be determined will get to helm the third. Woah, that's interesting...

And now comes the news that the very talented Doctor Who scribe, and Coupling creator Steven Moffat is writing the script for Tintin. Despite my reservations, I just can't help but be curious where this movie is headed. Maybe I will start paying more attention.

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Demitri Martin's Important Things

I'm not sure if you know who Demitri Martin is, but lets just say you should. He's a comedian probably best known for being the "young" correspondent on The Daily Show. You might remember him from such awesome hard hitting news pieces like his Trendspotting series.



He's also put out a comedy CD called These are Jokes that I've heard parts of and think are very funny, and he's had a well received Comedy Central special called Dimitri Martin: Person. Well now thanks to Jon Stewart's production company Busboy and Comedy Central, Demitri will have his very own tv show!

According to the Hollywood Reporter Important Things With Demitri Martin is going to be a sketch comedy show starring Martin, and one would presume a few other people as well, and will riff each episode on a kind of theme, such as "the important things about chairs" which is one of his very funny comedy bits. The show is set to hit the airwaves late next year with at least 6 to 10 episodes. Very very cool.


Chuck and Moonlight

Continuing on the tv front we come to two new shows that I couldn't feel any different about, Chuck and Moonlight.

Chuck, the story of a nerdy guy who works for the Buy More (a Best Buy clone), he has simple geeky aspirations until one day he receives an email from an old friend that contains the encoded combined information of both the CIA and NSA databases. Somehow Chuck manages to absorb these files into his brain and is now effectively a living supercomputer of counterintelligence. So the only thing for the government to do is recruit him and hope this nerd can help them save the free world.

I was somewhat skeptical of this show before seeing it, I mean come on, that premise is a bit ridiculous; and the rest of the show seemed to be trying to entrench itself in something at least resembling the real world. BUT I have to say I was really pleasantly surprised by Chuck. The writing was crisp, the jokes were funny, all the actors gave solid quirky performances. After I got over the cheesy comic book element of Chuck becoming a living computer, I really really enjoyed the show. I think a accurate way to describe this show would be quirky and cute. It's definitely a spy thriller with some decent action and stunts on the surface, but really it's much more of an offbeat comedy. This is one show to definitely check out. And now I can see what a strong lineup NBC has for their Monday nights with Chuck leading into Heroes, and then followed by Journeyman. Looks like my Mondays belong to NBC. Cool deal.



The other show I watched was unfortunately an absolute disaster. Moonlight is TERRIBLE. The story here follows Mick St John, a private investigator / vampire with a conscience. He solves crimes, presumably from the pilot, with the aid of his reporter friend / love interest / girl he saved from vamps when she was a child, Beth (aka the requisite hottie). Part of the problem with Moonlight is that in a post CSI, L&O:SVU world everyone knows that the press and private investigators cannot fuck around with a crime scene. This show has so many antiquated tv cliches from old P.I. shows I was expecting Magnum to walk in at any time. Frankly that would've livened it up a bit, because not only was the show incredibly stupid it is also just lifeless. There was no spark to grab my interest at all . Mostly though I blame this travesty of a show, on the piss poor writing. It boggles my mind that anyone could make this show and not know that it would royally suck. Sorry if I'm overreacting, the show isn't worth getting upset about, it's just bad. Don't watch it, don't waste your time; and don't worry, I bet it will be canceled anyday now. If your in the States and want to, the pilot is currently available to check out for free on iTunes.


Monday, October 01, 2007

Reaper and Gossip Girl

So aside from stealthily avoiding the bears of Yosemite, I've also been trying to catch as many premieres and new season kick offs I can of this Falls tv season. And recently I got a chance to catch up on 2 more new shows, Reaper and Gossip Girl.

Reaper is a show that I knew I had to check out. As a fan of Kevin Smith's Smodcast, I'd heard something of the behind the scenes of his experience directing this pilot episode of this new series, and it really sounded like a pretty fun show. I have to say, while a lot of critics have been kind of luke warm to it, I honestly enjoyed the heck out of Reaper.

The story follows Sam a guy in his early 20s who has yet to actually make anything of his life. He works at a dead end job at a K-Mart like store, his best friend is also a go nowhere slacker, and he doesn't even have the nerve to ask out the girl he likes. The series picks up when Sam turns 21 and finds to his surprise that before he was born his parents sold his soul to the devil. Now the devil has come to collect, but instead of taking Sam to hell, he recruits him to become a bounty hunter collecting itinerant or escaped souls from hell and returning them to their damnation.

Its a funny show, with a good heart and a silly attitude. I know that its on CW which is an automatic turnoff to some people, but I say during the Smallville commercials is worth it for a quirky comedy that doesn't take itself too seriously. I recommend you check this one out.



The other show I checked out, which is currently available for free on iTunes is another CW offering, Gossip Girl. It follows a group of extremely wealthy young people living in the Upper East Side of New York City. Helmed by O.C. creator Josh Schwartz this show plays a lot like a darker, grittier version of The O.C. and that proves to be both a strength and a weakness. Even in just the pilot, it has way more teeth than the O.C ever did, but that also makes it less appealing. The lives of the young and social elite in California seem to involve beach parties, sailing, and looking good in a swimsuit. Whereas the New York scene is darker, and heavier with more emphasis on fashion, nightclubs, and being sophisticated. Maybe its the other element of the show that makes it stand out, namely all the gossip. The show is framed by a narrator, voiced by Kirsten Bell, who gives the viewer and often the characters the scoop on whats what in the lives of these kiniving rich kids. Basically this gives people license to repeatedly stab each other in the back. This show has a lot of people manipulating each other, betrayal, and of course gossip. Its the kind of show that will regularly use the word 'frenemy', and now I just have to decide if I can handle that.

While I think I still prefer the sunny, emo rock scene of the O.C., I'll give Gossip Girl another couple of episodes to grow on me. A darker soap series may be just the thing for the coming winter months.



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Crusoe coming to NBC

The Hollywood Reporter says NBC has ordered 13 episodes of a new series for next Fall (or possibly mid-season) based on the 18th century adventure novel Robinson Crusoe. I've always really enjoyed the book and think that while this could be a really cool series; it has a much bigger chance to be absolutely terrible.

The obvious problem that arises with an adaptation of this material is the fantastically racist elements of the book. If you haven't read the story I would definitely encourage you to do so. It's an easy and entertaining story; and not much weightier than your average young adult book. The story follows the titular character, a castaway, who must learn to survive on a desert island with only the aid of his faithful "man-servant" Friday. Through ingenuity and steely British determination he faces all kinds of obstacles from pirates, to terrible hurricanes, to marauding cannibals.

I don't think Robinson Crusoe, in it's historical context, is any more racist than any other populist story of the time. By today's standards though EVEN as a period piece this will be a very hard thing for a network cable audience to accept. Thankfully NBC is fully prepared to rescue us from examining our questionable past.

According to series producer Ben Silverman "Crusoe will couch the 1719 novel with a contemporary feel and voice, including a 21st century take on race relations, but it will be a period drama, taking place in the 17th century, when the book is set. It's part 'MacGyver,' part contemporary morality tale about race and personal discovery, part comedy, and part 'Castaway' meets 'Survivor'."

I've got to say, this kind of subjective contemporization does not fill me with hope. This smells like a "message" show. I enjoy a pulp action adventure story as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure Crusoe can modernize it's racial sensibility (obviously destroying any historical integrity) without becoming a cheesy cliche. Perhaps unfortunately, this alone outweighs any other aspect of the story. To me this show sounds a lot like a bad mix race buddy cop show set on an island. It's not about the action, even if the action is really great, because that's just a frame for the real story about relationships, and how much the characters can learn from each other. And this series will need to do more than flash some beautiful South Pacific scenery to convince me it can be more.

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New Wall-E poster and trailer

I love this new poster for Wall-E. Its simple but says a lot. Click to enlarge. Oh and as a side note, the international trailer is launching later today.



UPDATE - Here is the nice new trailer. Its good, but I was personally hoping for a bit more. Trust me, once you see the stuff I saw back at comic-con you will be very impressed :)